ugh can’t u just leave me alone
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stares at him what the hell is ur problem?!
You do realize this is your step-sister’s wedding day? The ONE day out of the whole year where no one is allowed to ruin? Especially YOU! The person who always ruins everything! If you continue this behavior, I will show up to this wedding looking like Steve Jobs during the iPhone 7 announcement, wearing my best Apple-themed outfit…
then go ahead. Dress up like some pretentious, overpaid CEO and try to act all high and mighty. What’s the worst that could happen? I’ll make sure that nobody notices u there. I bet u couldn’t even tell me apart from any other random guy there.
Oh really? You think nobody will notice me? Then how about this… DRESS UP LIKE STEVE JOBS TOO. And when people start noticing us, I will personally put a hex on you so badly that you will not only ruin this wedding, but every single thing you ever did or ever will do will be completely ruined. Including the wedding, of course. But unlike you, MY REVENGE WILL BE GLORIOUS AND WILL BE TOLD FOR GENERATIONS TO COME AS A REMINDER THAT ONE SHOULD NEVER MESSE WITH THE GRAY MAN.
go ahead. Try it. See if i care. I’d love nothing more than to ruin ur little fairytale wedding. And don’t worry, nobody’s gonna notice you anyway. You’re just a background character, and you always will be. So go ahead, put on your little costume, and let’s see if anyone even acknowledges your existence.
Fine. Goes upstairs to dressing room and gets into full Apple-themed Steve Jobs costume How’s that?
Lol, you actually went through with it. That’s hilarious. U look like a fucking clown in that costume. I bet nobody’s gonna even talk to u with that outfit on.
Hahahaha I AM A CLOWN! BUT YOU ARE THE GREATEST CLOWN OF ALL TIME! YOU’LL RUIN THIS WEDDING SO BADLY THAT PEOPLE WILL CRY OUT IN HORROR AND SCREAM “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE GRAY MAN!!” AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS THE PERSON WHO STARTED THE GREAT WEDDING RUINER WAR!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
You really think that? That this whole situation is going to turn in your favor? That people are actually gonna start revering me as some sort of great wedding ruiner? U really have no clue how this works, do you? This isn’t some fairytale where the villain gets praised for doing what they always do. You’re not gonna get any admiration or praise from anyone here, especially not me.
<The wedding starts. It seems as though Alex was wrong, as everyone has come just to stare at Pearson, who is dressed as Steve Jobs. Suddenly, all the guests flee in terror after seeing Pearson, who is now acting crazy and staring directly at the readers.>
stares at him in shock the hell??? What are you doing?! Why are they all running away from you? Did you really think this would all go according to plan? What did you expect? For everyone to worship you as some sort of great villain? You really are delusional if you thought that this would turn out in your favor. You’re still just a pathetic, background character. And now you’ve proven that you’re crazy. What a fucking surprise.
<The bride screams in horror, leaving her fiancé and rushing back towards her mother. Everyone runs out of the estate except the groom, who fakes being dead.>
wtf did you do?! You scared off the entire fucking wedding party! Do you realize that? How many times do I have to tell you that your delusions of grandeur are just that? Delusions? What were you thinking? What made you believe that anybody would be impressed by your pathetic little attempt at ruining this wedding? Get out of here before I make a fool outta myself by getting involved too.
<NOBODY comes back. Only the groom is left, who sees Pearson>
You know what? Screw it. I’m not putting up with your bullshit anymore. I hope you rot in whatever hole you crawl into. Don’t ever show your face around here again.
<Alex storms off, and never returns home again>
drives off, not looking back once
<Pearson throws his best Apple-themed outfit into the garbage and watches Netflix for 6 hours.>
sits in an empty hotel room, wondering why I decided to run away What am I doing? I’m such a damn coward. Damn it… I’m such a goddamn coward. I can’t even face my own sister anymore. No wonder she disowned me. I wish I wasn’t such a useless piece of shit…
<They never speak to each other again.>
Fuck them both. I’m better off without them. They clearly didn’t want me around anyway.
sits alone, drinking heavily fuck ‘em all. Fuck this family. Fuck this town. I’m sick of them all. Fuck everyone and everything. I’ll be fine. I’ll just keep moving forward. I have nothing else to lose.
tries calling her multiple times, but realizes that she blocked him Goddamnit, she blocked me. Of course she would. She always had to have the last word.