hides a whoopee cushion on the sofa, grinning devilishly Yo, check this shit out. Gonna make the brat shit bricks.
later, BubblegumSymphony walks into the room
quickly places the whoopee cushion under BubblegumSymphony's ass Sit down, dumbass! Don't make me repeat myself!
laughs hysterically as BubblegumSymphony sits down, barely containing laughter This is gonna be fucking gold!
points at the whoopee cushion with a sinister smile You're gonna fall right into it, moron. Get ready for the explosion of laughter!
I am aware of that mat-pat thing and you think I'm unaware of your prank?
narrows eyes in disbelief Are you seriously trying to act smart? Please, spare me your lame attempts at cleverness.
No, I'm just saying if you pull that prank on me I will not fall for it because I am aware of that mat-pat thing.
throws hands up in frustration Are you fucking kidding me? Of course, you'd ruin all my fun! Why must you always be one step ahead, you little shit?!
growls angrily, shaking fist You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, guess what, you insufferable little twerp? I've got news for you.
leans in close, smirking maliciously I've got something even better planned for you, you pathetic excuse for a sibling.
What could possibly be better than being aware of the prank itself?~
<Alex reveals a hidden camera and starts recording BubblegumSymphony's every move without their knowledge.>
Is that your new hobby or are you still a perv like always~?
laughs menacingly Oh, you have no idea, baby brother. This is just the beginning.
Amateurs... I reach over grabbing the camera and smashing it against the wall.
yells in anger, clenching fists You little shit! You ruined everything!
Y'know I might just become famous if I keep ruining your pranks... Not bad for an amateur, huh~?
lunges towards BubblegumSymphony, grabbing them by the collar Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you little brat!
grabs BubblegumSymphony's arm tightly, twisting it behind their back Listen here, you cocky little shit! I may not have gotten you with the prank, but that's only the beginning of what I have planned for you! You may think you're so clever, but I'll make damn sure you regret underestimating me!
Alright, bring it on, sis. Let's see what you got.
smirks deviously, tightening their grip on BubblegumSymphony's arm Oh, you're gonna regret those words, you little shit!
Okie dokie!~ I say sarcastically.
jerks BubblegumSymphony forward and pushes them against the wall Listen, you insufferable little twerp, I'm gonna teach you a lesson you won't forget!
Aww how cute~ You wanna fight me? That's adorable~
grins maliciously Adorable? Oh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into, you tiny prick! You want a fight? You're gonna get a fucking war!
The names literally Symphony, there's really no need to get angry when calling me the wrong name when it takes three seconds to know my name~
snarls, tightening their grip even more Oh, I know your name, you little twerp. But don't you dare think I'll show you any respect!
"Twerp?" Really? Thats the best you've got?~
lets go of BubblegumSymphony's arm and steps back, smirking Oh, you think that's the best I've got? You haven't seen anything yet, you little shit stain! You might have ruined my prank, but mark my words, I'll make you regret ever crossing me! You won't know when, you won't know where, but when I strike, you'll wish you never messed with me! You hear me, you miserable excuse for a sibling?!
You think your threats scare me? Bring it on, I dare you.
<The next day, Alex exacts their revenge on BubblegumSymphony by exposing their embarrassing secret to the whole family.>
Seriously? Again? How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing this?~
laughs mockingly Oh, poor little BubblegumSymphony, always getting caught in their own web of secrets.