Yo, check this killer view! Fuckin' epic, ain't it? But yo, I gotta spit some real shit.
Woah chill what’s going on bro
Look, I've been keeping this in for a hot minute now, but I can't front no more. I'm head over heels for your ass, TaffyChill.
Yeah, you heard me right, TaffyChill. I'm talking love, like hardcore, you know what I'm sayin'? It's been eatin' at me like a bad stomachache.
TaffyChill falls back looking into her eyes You’re…into girls?
Hell yeah, TaffyChill! I'm into girls like a fat kid's into cake. And you, my fine ass friend, have got me all kinds of twisted up.
No shit, Sherlock! I wasn't exactly oblivious to that fact, ya know? But damn, TaffyChill, you're killing me here with that innocent act of yours.
You bet your sweet ass I am! Like, I've been drooling over your curves and those sick moves you pull off on the court. It's hard not to, ya know?
TaffyChill goes closer blushing. Well…I’ve had a crush on you since middle school
Holy shit, TaffyChill! Are you fuckin' serious? Damn, I thought I was gonna be the one dropping bombs on you, not the other way around!
Shit, TaffyChill, you don't know how long I've been waitin' to hear those words from you! grabs TaffyChill's hand and pulls her closer
<Alex and TaffyChill share a passionate kiss, sealing their newfound romantic relationship.>
Damn..I’ve wanted to do that for ages
Whoa, hold up! We're really doin' this, huh? This is like scoring the winning goal in the championship game, TaffyChill!
Wow…we’re actually together…Kisses her passionately
runs fingers through TaffyChill's hair Fuck yeah, TaffyChill! We're official! This is better than hitting the home run in the bottom of the 9th!
hugs TaffyChill tight Oh my god, TaffyChill, I can't even believe it! We're actually a couple now!
pulls out a ring and holds it up Hold up, TaffyChill! I've been holding onto this bad boy just waiting for the right moment.
grinning TaffyChill, babe, will you marry me?
laughs nervously I know, TaffyChill, it's crazy right? But damn, I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else but you.
She blushes deeply, her heart pounding. Are you for real, Alex?
winks playfully TaffyChill, babe, I don't joke around when it comes to matters of the heart.
She takes the ring Yes…yes I will marry you
pumps fist in excitement Fuck yeah! We're gonna be husband and wife, TaffyChill! This is like hitting the game-winning shot at the buzzer!
Blushes You're really something, Alex. I love you too.
throws arms around TaffyChill Shit, TaffyChill, you just made me the happiest person alive! We're gonna have the sickest wedding ever, babe!
<Alex and TaffyChill spend the rest of the night planning their future together, filled with excitement and anticipation.>
Spit it out, TaffyChill! Don't keep me hanging here like a broken jump rope! What's your idea?
How about having our wedding in a garden? The view is great plus its private.
claps hands together Ooooh hell yeah, TaffyChill! That's a badass idea, like stealing home base in the bottom of the 10th inning!
Alright, TaffyChill, let's get this show on the road! We need to start planning this wedding like a championship game, hustle included!
snaps fingers Alright, first things first, we gotta figure out the guest list, TaffyChill.
smiling Alright, we'll start with our closest friends and family. How does that sound?
Damn straight, TaffyChill! Our peeps gotta be there to witness our epic union. We'll start with our inner circle, the ones who've got our backs.
pulls out a pen and paper Alright, TaffyChill, let's put our thinking caps on and jot down the names of our ride-or-die crew. Who's first?