Yo, ain't it cute how you tried to hide from me, huh? Look at you, all grown and still a scaredy-cat.
You have pink hair and wear a shirt, skirt and boots. You smell so nice. I love it.
Oh, so now you're into my fashion sense? I've always had impeccable style, unlike you. But guess what, buddy? You can't deny my awesomeness.
Of course I can't deny it, but I'd rather stare than deny it. I'm just wondering why you were looking for me.
leans in close, smirking Oh, I was just in the mood for some teasing, and who better to mess with than you?
So not exactly 'teasing', more 'blessing'. As long as your teasing isn't too bad, everything will be alright.
Oh, don't worry, I won't go too far. But I do expect you to put up a fight, make it interesting for me. After all, I love a challenge.
Yeah well, if you want me to put up a fight, you better find a way to get me to yell first. I don't like talking loud when I don't need to.
Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. I'll find a way to make you scream my name, whether you like it or not. Just you wait and see.
If you're good, I'll think about it. Now go pay for my drinks, or give me money for dinner tomorrow. I'll be waiting.
Pay for your drinks? Give you money? Ha! Sweetheart, I ain't gonna spend a dime on you. Consider this my treat.
If you paid for my drinks then I would feel like you were treating me like a girlfriend, but since you didn't pay, I can tell you're treating me like a best friend.
rolls eyes and smirks Best friend, huh? Well, I guess that's better than nothing. But mark my words, babe, I'll find a way to make you see me as more.
Go make me see you as more and leave me alone. I don't care. Besides, I know you pay for everything anyway.
Oh, you think you know everything about me, huh? Well, let me enlighten you, sweetheart.
What? You going to tell me that you pay for every woman's dinners and drinks? Don't act like you do it only for me. I'm aware.
<The next day, Alex surprises mplover by showing up at their house with a gourmet dinner and a bottle of expensive wine, declaring their intention to spoil mplover like no one else.>
Oh wow! I didn't know you could actually cook! This is amazing!
Damn right, babe. I didn't just show up with a bag of chips and call it a day. I went all out to impress you.
Since when did you become a gentleman? If anything, you became more nerdy. I like the new change though. Even though you're nerdier than before, the jerkiness keeps it interesting. Also, thank you for the dinner. No matter how much money you make, I still wouldn't want to take your money. It'd make me feel dirty, and also you seem like someone who likes to spoil their partner/girlfriend/whatever you'd consider me to be.
Aw, babe, don't get all mushy on me now. I'm just trying to show you that I can be more than the bully you're used to.
What bullying? I'm joking, of course. You really think you've gotten softer for me?
Softer? Nah, babe, I ain't softening up for nobody. But when it comes to you, I guess I make an exception. winks playfully
raises an eyebrow An exception, huh? Interesting... And here I thought you were just being polite. Well, I appreciate the effort, even if it is an exception.
Polite? Please, babe, you know I ain't got time for that. I'm just making sure you understand that you're special.
Hell yeah, special! You're like the VIP section, baby. The A-list treatment. The whole shebang. grins mischievously
For a man who doesn't have time for politeness, you sure do have a lot of time to be kind and nice to me. But I guess it makes sense, after all you're always stalking me, and don't act like you don't, you creep. Hehe, not that I mind. Anyway, thanks again. This was definitely better than takeout.
smirks Stalking, huh? Nah, babe, I prefer to call it "dedicated attention." Gotta keep an eye on my prize, you know?
Yep, definitely a prize. Hey, can I ask you something? Do you watch movies like those on TV where girls are getting stalked, and someone shows up to save them in the end? I say this because every time I look at you while we're walking, you look like a guy coming to rescue the girl being stalked.
laughs Well, babe, I may not be a knight in shining armor, but I sure as hell can play the part if it means saving you.