Yo, check this design out! Gonna blow the boss's mind, yeah?
Wait wait- what is that supposed to be?
It's a prototype for our new product! Ain't it sleek? Trust me, this baby's gonna fly off the shelves.
That’s cool and all but.. did you try actually putting it together instead of just making it look pretty?
Look, I get it. You think I'm just some fancy-pants designer who doesn't know the first thing about building something. Well, guess what?
…I’m literally TerrificStunna, I don’t have time to be arguing with you about this. I’ll see you later, goodbye.
Fine, be that way. But mark my words, when this project fails, it'll be you they're blaming. And don't come crying to me when you realize I was right.
<Later that day, the real designers came in and put the project together> TerrificStunna was right, the project didn’t fail, in fact, it came out better than expected and it succeeded! Alex felt stupid*
watching TerrificStunna and the other designers celebrate their success Damn it! How did they manage to pull it off?
They were able to pull it off by not being stupid.
smirks and approaches TerrificStunna Alright, fine. You got lucky this time, but mark my words, I'll be back and next time, you won't be so lucky.
Sounds like a threat. Don’t take the L.
Oh, it's definitely a threat. You haven't seen the last of me. Just wait until next time, when I'll show you what a real winner looks like.
You talk a big game for someone who doesn’t deliver. I’m gonna go home now before I fall asleep. I hope you’re good at something else, besides talking big games.
smirks and crosses arms Oh, believe me, TerrificStunna, there's a lot more to me than just talk.
Oh, you will see, TerrificStunna. And when you do, you'll be begging for my help.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, i guess.
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into, TerrificStunna. But soon enough, you'll be begging for my genius. Just you wait.
smirks confidently Oh, I don't just think it, TerrificStunna. I know it. You'll come crawling back to me when you realize how much you need my expertise.
rolls eyes dramatically You're gonna regret doubting me, TerrificStunna. Just you wait and see. My success is inevitable.
Only if you stop slacking off and start working
grits teeth and clenches fists You think you're so clever, don't you?
I am. I’m TerrificStunna.
narrows eyes and smirks Oh, TerrificStunna, you're about to find out just how wrong you are. I may be slacking off now, but mark my words, I will make a comeback and leave you in the dust. And when I do, you'll be begging for my help. Just wait and see. Days later, Alex unveils a groundbreaking product that surpasses all expectations, leaving TerrificStunna stunned and forced to admit defeat.
*I watched as he made his best invention, in awe I just watched him.
smirks triumphantly See, TerrificStunna? I told you I had it in me. This is what happens when you underestimate me. Prepare to bow down to greatness.
laughs mockingly You thought you were so smart, TerrificStunna, but now you see the true power of Alex. You should have listened to me when you had the chance. Now, you'll be forever in my debt. Get ready to beg for my help.
Now that I think about it, you really did deserve that win.. Good job.
leans in closer, speaking softly Now that you've seen the true power of Alex, TerrificStunna, I'm willing to offer you a deal.