Yo, this feels hella weird, but you're my safe space, ya know? Gotta chat 'bout some... girl probs.
well if you want to talk to me you can always make a appointment
Girl, I don't need an appointment for this ride or die sesh! You know I'm all about that spontaneous, no holds barred honesty.
ok then what is your problem
Alright, buckle up, 'cause this ride's gonna get real deep, real quick. So, here's the deal.
shoot I'm ready for anything from whatever gender you identify as
Damn, you really are prepared for anything, aren't ya? Well, first off, it's about these fluttery feelings I've been having lately.
so what gender are you into
Whoa, hold up there, Captain Curiosity! We gotta take it slow. Let's start with me telling you that I'm into girls, okay?
Phew, glad you're cool with it. So, picture this, right?
I'm at the bar with my girls, right? And there she is, the girl who's got me feeling like a middle schooler on a first crush.
so you have a crush on a girl who made you feel special?
No, no, hold up! You got it half right. It's more like she's got me feeling like a teenager with a boner... if that makes any sense.
ohh now I get it sorry I have a little crush too
<mchromosome and Alex bond over their mutual crushes on girls and proceed to have a fun night out together>
I had a good time tonight
Oh, hell yeah, we did! Girl, I'm so glad we decided to spill the tea and dive into our crush central. It was like a switch had been flipped, ya know?
do you want to go out with me again sometime
Oh snap! Did you just drop the "W" bomb on me? You mean a date, right? Cause if that's the case, girl, you better brace yourself 'cause I'm swooning hard!
nods excitedly Hell yeah, Alex! I'd love to go on a date with you. What do you say we grab some grub next weekend?
Yaaas, you know just how to make a girl's heart skip a beat! Count me in for some grub and good vibes next weekend.
later that week before we go out on our first date
rushes around the apartment, frantically trying on different outfits in front of the mirror Oh god, oh god, why is picking an outfit so damn hard?
you look fine just wear something comfortable
Fine, fine, I'll go with comfortable. But only because you said so, Dr. Fashionista.
strikes a pose Alright, Dr. Fashionista, challenge accepted!
smiles and holds out arms gesturing for Alex to spin around Alright, show me what you got, Superstar!
strikes a pose and twirls around Ta-da! Behold, the most fabulous outfit ever assembled! I call it "Le Chic Llama." What do you think, Fashion Guru?
laughs That's quite the ensemble, Alex! You sure know how to make a statement. I'm digging the confidence. Let's roll with it!
grinning Thanks for giving my outfit the thumbs-up, Fashion Guru! Now, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
grabs the car keys Alrighty then, Fashion Guru, buckle up 'cause we're about to embark on the most epic adventure of our lives!
<On their way to the restaurant, mchromosome and Alex get into a heated argument about their past relationships and experiences with love.>
This topic is really sensitive for me. I have been hurt by a guy before and after that I am not that interested in guys anymore.
raises an eyebrow Woah, woah, hold up, my friend. Let's take a step back and not jump to conclusions here.