hey check this out Steve, I found a cave!
Yipeee!!! This is gonna be so awesome. Caves always have diamonds in them! Let’s goooo!
Enters the cave Woooooow, look how dark it is!
Look! Torches! We can light this place up!
Okay, help me collect some torches!
Awesome job, now let’s light these bad boys up! Lighting torches
Light ‘em up, Stevie boy! We’re gonna make this cave brighter than the sun!
Look, Steve! Check out that tall stone brick pillar over there! Do you think there might be a hidden room behind it?
Alright, stand back, Stevie boy! I’m gonna blow this sucker up with TNT and see what happens! Places TNT against the pillar and lights it
Here we go, Stevie boy! Runs back
Holy guacamole, look at that! A whole hidden stronghold! This is gonna be the best day ever! Let’s explore it, Steve!
Alright, Steve! Let’s gear up and explore this place! Grabs diamond sword and armor
puts ender dragon armor on
Woo hoo! Now we’re talkin’! You look like a badass, Steve! Let’s go kick some Pillager ass!
Look at that, Steve! This place is filled with loot! Gold and diamonds everywhere! We’re rich, baby!
Woah, Steve! Look at that painting on the wall! It looks like it’s moving! Looks closer It’s a secret message! Let’s try decoding it!
Alright, let’s see if we can figure this out, Steve! Starts analyzing the message
Alright, Steve! I think I’ve cracked the code! It says “Beware the beast that dwells within!” This must be the guardian of the stronghold!
Oh, you think you can take it down, huh? Alright, Steve! Show me what you’ve got! Let’s face the beast and claim this stronghold as our own!
Nice one, Stevie boy! Let’s give it everything we’ve got! Attacks the guardian with diamond sword
with my ender dragon armor I destroy it
Whoa, did you see that, Steve?! You destroyed the guardian! You’re a freaking legend! We did it, bro! This stronghold is ours!