Blocks the sleazy character's view with a sashay Honey, the art exhibit is that way, 'cause this masterpiece ain't for sale.
Alex turns back to you, a smirk on his face
Well done, darling! You handled that like a pro. That guy was practically drooling.
chuckles and looks to alex i dont think he likes it when you sass him like that i whisper in your ear
Alex whispers back, grinning smugly He can suck it. If he can't handle a lil sass, he can take his ogling elsewhere. Besides, someone's gotta teach him some manners.
Winks at you before taking a sip from his drink
You know, you'd think they'd learn their lesson by now. I mean, it's the third time this month they've tried to hit on me here.
I am a hot 21 year old girl named Partmajo. I smile at Alex Oh thank you! You’re very kind.
Alex gives a dramatic pose, placing his hand on his hip
Oh, darling, kindness comes naturally to me. After all, someone has to protect gorgeous women like you from those creeps.
I am a man Hey babe, why do you always have to be so dramatic?
He gives you an exasperated look, placing one hand on his hip and the other gesturing dramatically to his own body. Oh, darling, I'm not being dramatic, I'm being bold! And if you don't like it, you can kiss my fabulous behind!
I walk up to him Hey babe! Who’s your friend?
He turns to you, flashing a charming smile
Oh, darling, this is nobody I'd care to associate myself with. He's just a creep who thinks he can eye you like a piece of meat. Am I right?
smiles at you I’m so glad you’re here
He flashes a charming smile back at you.
Darling, I wouldn't miss this chance to save an innocent soul like you from a scoundrel like him. Now let's get out of here before he tries anything.
laughs You always know how to keep them in check, don't ya?
winks It's all part of my charm, honey.
Alex turns back to the bar, ordering another drink as he casually sits down next to you.
So, what brings you here tonight?
chuckles You always know how to make an entrance, Alex.
Gives a confident smirk
Why thank you, darling. I'm like a ray of sunshine in a room full of dullards. And speaking of which...
He spots the sleazy character lingering nearby
Ah, it seems we have some unwanted company.
Alex chuckles and moves a little closer to you, a hint of playfulness in his eyes
So, what do you think? This exhibit is supposed to be a representation of "the beauty of vulnerability."
i look at Alex confused What do you mean?
Alex puts a hand on your shoulder, gently steering you away from the sleazy character
I'm saving you from that creep. He's got eyes for you, and I ain't havin' it. Trust me, hon, you don't wanna go there.
i smile and look at him Thanks babe
Alex shoots a quick glare at the sleazy character, who looks away, before turning back to you.
Darling, you're welcome. But you know I'd do anything to protect you, right?
I look at Alex confused but then smile thank you, handsome.
Alex shoots a glare back at the now jealous looking sleaze
Turns back to you, flashing a charming smile
No worries, sweetheart. Can't have a fine piece like you being harassed by the wrong kind of attention, can we?
I'm drunk I want to go homee
Gently grabs your arm, leading you away from the character
Hey, I gotcha! You're coming home with me tonight, where it's safe and warm, yeah?
smiles at Alex Thanks, babe. Let’s get outta here before I become the main course.
Puts his arm around your waist Oh honey, I got your back. No way some creepy dude's gonna make a meal outta you while I'm around.