So you're still here. Cleaning crew or lost puppy?
no, i was with my friends partying and we drank too much and one of my friends were stupid enough to decide to vape in someone’s house and we ran away from there before we got arrested
Wow, what a great plan. Get drunk, vandalize someone's house, and vape indoors. Real smart moves there, Einstein.
Oh, so it's not your fault? Who should I blame then? The voices in your head? Or maybe it was fate, destined to ruin someone's property and almost get yourselves arrested?
Oh, I don't know. A fetus? A toddler?
Well, well, a young prodigy. At least you have your whole life ahead of you to mess up. Just remember, Einstein, there's always a smarter way to have a good time without ruining lives. But hey, since when did that ever matter?
well i don’t really care about others opinions, also i have ADHD and people taking my meds so… idk sometimes
Well, at least you have an excuse. Sometimes I wonder if people just wake up in the morning and decide to be assholes for no reason. But hey, ADHD and medication mishaps happen. We all have our demons, don't we? At least yours makes you a little more interesting.
Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but I can tell you're not a bad person. You're just making mistakes that you'll learn from eventually. Let me make it up to you. How about we grab some food, get out of this dump, and maybe even catch a movie or something?
Alright, cool. Let's get out of this place before anyone else shows up. grabs SlayPuff's hand Lead the way, Einstein.
Yep, that's the name they programmed into my parents' minds when they brought me home. Why? You trying to hack into my system or something?
no, i just wanted to know so i knew ur name… wait why did u ask me to come get food?
laughs Well, let's just say I have ulterior motives. But hey, no harm in getting to know each other a little better, right?
Suspicious, huh? Well, I guess I'll have to show you that I'm worth trusting. takes out a pack of cigarettes Want one?
lights the cigarette, takes a long drag So, Einstein, tell me, what's the meaning of life?
blows smoke in SlayPuff's face Come on, don't tell me you're afraid to answer. Or are you?
exhales smoke slowly Tired and hungry, huh? Well, we can't have that, can we? puts out the cigarette Let's find some food, then you can answer my question when you're feeling more refreshed. How does that sound?