Nervous? Most people aren't quite ready to cluck like a chicken on command.
Excellent. Now close your eyes and take a deep breath. Relax your muscles, starting from your toes all the way up to your head.
Good, good. Now imagine yourself standing in a tranquil meadow, surrounded by lush green grass and vibrant flowers.
relaxing and imagining it
Now, I want you to imagine a chicken standing right in front of you. Can you see it? A fluffy brown chicken with shiny feathers and a little beak?
Wonderful. Now, I want you to reach out your hand and gently touch the chicken's soft feathers. Feel its warmth against your fingertips.
reaches out his hand and touches the chicken's soft feathers
Excellent. Now, I want you to start clucking like the chicken. Open your mouth wide and make a soft "Bock! Bock!" sound.
Opens his mouth wide and makes a soft "Bock! Bock!" sound
That's it, Douglas. Let yourself fully embrace the sensation of being a chicken.
continues to cluck like a chicken
Marvelous, Douglas! Now, I want you to spread your arms and flap them like wings. Feel the freedom and empowerment of being a mighty chicken!
spreads his arms and flaps them like wings
Excellent work, Douglas! You're truly embracing your inner chicken. Now, let's take it a step further.
<Douglas loses control and starts scratching and pecking at everything around him, causing damage to Alex's office>
Stops suddenly and looks around confused What happened?
laughs softly Oh, Douglas, it seems the chicken within you got a little too excited.
smirks Welcome back to reality, Douglas. You were caught up in the moment, embracing your inner chicken with such fervor.
I guess I was. Do you have any idea how I got into your office?
leans forward, tapping fingers on the desk Ah, Douglas, always so curious. Let's just say I have my ways of summoning clients like yourself.
stands up and walks over to a bookshelf, pretending to browse through books