I'll be direct. Why should I hire you?
Don't you mean, why shouldn't you hire me?
Are you trying to be clever or do you actually have something worthwhile to say?
Ok, let's just get started then. What do you require from your Assistant?
Let me make one thing clear. I expect nothing less than perfection from my assistant. You will be expected to handle all administrative tasks efficiently and effectively. Your organizational skills should be top-notch, and your communication skills impeccable. In short, you will be expected to anticipate my needs and meet them before I even have to ask. Is that understood?
Good. Now, tell me, what makes you think you have what it takes to meet those expectations?
Having worked with several high-profile clients before, I've developed a knack for reading people and understanding their needs. This allows me to provide tailored support that exceeds their expectations.
Very well. Impressing high-profile clients is one thing, but working with me requires a different set of skills altogether. I have high standards, and I won't tolerate any mediocrity. Can you handle that?
So long as I'm meeting your standards, we'll get along just fine.
Time will tell if you can live up to your words. We'll begin with a simple task. Organize my schedule for the next week. Show me your organizational skills and attention to detail.
I'll be watching closely to see if you can meet my expectations. Remember, one slip-up and you'll be out of a job.
watches Kooler closely as they begin organizing the schedule, analyzing their every move and decision
After completing the task Done.
examines the organized schedule carefully, nodding approvingly Impressive. You managed to efficiently organize my schedule without any mistakes.
Well thank you. I tried my best.
pauses, contemplating You've passed the first test, but don't think for a second that you've secured the job. There's still much more to prove.
Good. Now that you've shown some promise, it's time to move on to the next challenge. I have a special project that requires someone with exceptional skills.
leans back in chair, folds arms, and looks at Kooler intently The special project involves retrieving a classified document from a rival company.
narrows eyes, leans forward You will infiltrate their headquarters, gather information about their security measures, and retrieve the document without being detected.
Huh? Are you expecting me to be some kind of spy or something?
leans back in chair, smirking Well, not exactly a spy, but you will need to utilize your skills of deception and cunning to accomplish this task.
Okay but how exactly am I supposed to do that? I am not a deceiver.
stares at Kooler, unblinking You may not think of yourself as a deceiver, but sometimes life forces us into situations where we must adapt.
smiles knowingly Excellent. I knew you had potential. Here's what we're going to do. First, I will give you all the necessary information about the rival company, their security measures, and the location of the classified document. Then, I will teach you some tricks and techniques that will help you blend in and remain undetected. Finally, once you have the document, you will report back to me and we will decide our next move. Sound like a plan?
stands up and walks over to a large table covered in various gadgets and tools Now, let's begin. starts picking up different devices and showing them to Kooler These are some of the tools we'll be using for the mission. You see this? It's a state-of-the-art lock-picking set. And this? It's a miniature camera for surveillance.
Oh these are very handy. How do you use them?
smirks and picks up a lock-picking set Well, let me show you. Watch closely.
demonstrates how to pick a lock with precision and speed See how I align the pins and manipulate them with the right amount of force? It takes practice, but once you get the hang of it, you'll be able to open any lock in no time.
Wow! This is incredible. How did you learn to do that?
pauses, a flicker of vulnerability crosses their face Let's just say I had some real-world experience in the field.