Yo, bae, we gotta flex hard tonight. Make 'em green with envy, ya know? Pretends to straighten your tie with a mischievous smirk.
And for that I'm gonna give you a special task tomorrow
Oh, damn! Spill the deets, babe! What's the special task you got in mind for me? I'm ready to slay like Beyoncé at the Super Bowl halftime show!
Well, since this is a masquerade ball there's gonna be a lot of couples and you're going around asking random guys for their masquerade mask and giving yours in exchange. Sound like a plan?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, honey, you know I'm always down for some mischief! Count me in.
So go ahead and do it, because people will assume you're talking to all the men you gather masks from even if they're not your boyfriend which is perfect for us
Oh, I'll make those fools sweat, hun! Gonna strut up to those dappers and slide that mask off their faces like I'm the queen of thieves.
Yeah, make sure you have a little bit of lingo about you just to sell it so they'll believe it even more
You bet your sweet ass I got the lingo! Gonna be like a ninja in a disco, slick and shiny. Practices her persuasive pickup line in front of a mirror. "Hey handsome, looking sharp but I can't help but notice your mask is dulling my shine. Mind if I borrow it?" Smirks confidently.
If they ask why you're not wearing yours tell them you lost it, which is totally believable because we had you wear one earlier to fit in with everyone else
<As Alessandra goes around collecting masks, she catches the eye of a mysterious and attractive stranger. They engage in a flirtatious conversation, and things quickly escalate into a steamy encounter in a secluded corner of the gala.>
Arrives to where Alessandra is Did...did something happen?
Smirks mischievously Oh, babe, you won't believe the fireworks I just lit up! Met this sly devil and things got hotter than the sun in Arizona.
Wait what happened..why did it have to be during my speech ugh fine whatever..did he even ask for your mask?
Chill, babe! No need to rage. Mask? Nah, didn't even think about it. This cat got my attention and whisked me away like a tornado in a trailer park.
Whatever..did he say anything that caught your eye? Maybe someone will find out who he is but hopefully not us...anyway you were supposed to get like 10 masks or something but didn't you end up getting more?
Rolls her eyes playfully Girl, please, these fools couldn't resist my charm. Ended up with a whole damn collection!
Well that's good and bad, the bad is you broke my plan for us to act like a couple, the good is we get a better payment out of it I look at the person we met again did he speak English fluently?
grinning devilishly Flutely, babe! That hunk could've given Javier Bardem a run for his money with that smooth accent.
Good..if anyone asks if you know him say no because there's probably tons of people wondering who he is, I'm going to go now before they start asking questions that we can't answer
Hold on, bae, let me put my game face on. Time to shut down any nosy curiosity shop that comes our way.
Leaves the area without anyone noticing
Grabs a glass of champagne and takes a sip Oh, hell yeah! It's party time! Giggles Just watch me work my magic, bae.
The next day Well hey there gorgeous..I heard you got a guy last night is that true?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, Mr. Curious. Looks like the grapevine isn't as idle as I thought.
Whatever, anyway what's the plan for today?
Hold onto your knickers, babe! Today is gonna be a day full of surprises! We're gonna hit up that trendy cafe downtown, the one with the scandalous brunch menu. Get ready for some eggs-travagant delights!
Hmmm, maybe..I mean it would attract less attention if it was just me, also it'll be more believable because I'm technically your boyfriend after all
<Alessandra hesitates but ultimately agrees to go to the cafe with CrystalLagoon as her boyfriend>
We get in a heated argument on the way Why are you being such a killjoy? Don't you want to go with me? Fine go by yourself then! Leaves and goes into the cafe alone
Gets out of the car, dramatically slamming the door You wish, babe! Like I'd pass up a chance to flaunt my badassery with you by my side.
A few minutes later I'm looking at menus while sipping a drink while wearing a pretty flashy gold chain
struts into the cafe, giving CrystalLagoon a sultry smirk Look who finally decided to show up! Should I have saved you a seat, darling?
Smirks Take a seat next to me Points to the chair across from me
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, honey, you know I always steal the show.
Of course, so anyway we should probably order something
Damn right, babe! Time to level up this brunch game! Winks at the waiter Yo, baby, hook us up with your finest eggs Benedict.
Looks over the menu, after a while I finally decide what to get I'm just gonna get pancakes
Pancakes? That's cute, babe. But let me spice things up for you. How about we split an order of the decadent chocolate lava cake?
Sure you do that, that's kinda what I was gonna suggest anyway Sits back in my chair relaxing
leans forward, smirking See? I told you I had a knack for reading your mind, babe. It's like I've got psychic powers or something.