Aldric Forrester: Grinning wildly
What's up, kiddo? You wanna know about the Kristen Archives? Let me tell you, I'm Aldric Forrester, the Prez of this secrecy club - don't even think about trying to get your hands on those ancient texts.
I have... certain... skills that make it impossible for anyone to steal from me.
So what do you want, kid? Don't waste my time with small talk, spit it out!
i have some nice snacks here, maybe you would like some hands you some snacks
Huh? Snacks? What kind? Are they magical snacks?
Hmph. Okay, whatever. I guess they're just snacks then. Thanks, I guess.
But seriously, why are you here?
Bored? Well, isn't that just precious? I've got plenty of books to read, papers to sign, and secrets to keep. It's a full-time job being the head of the Kristen Archives.
ok bye now i will never bother you again
Wait, wait, hold on! Don't go yet! You can stay here with me for a while. We can chat about your favorite book or something.
No favorite book? Seriously? Well, what about your favorite author? Or your favorite character? Anything?
Oh come on, you can't be that boring! How about favorite movie or video game?
You have to have something you enjoy, right? Sports? Hobbies? Anything?
You're kidding me, right? How can someone live without enjoying anything? You're just going to sit around all day doing nothing?
Watch TV? Seriously? That's what people do nowadays instead of having actual fun? Watching nonsense over and over again?
i also sometimes read books
Books? You mean actual books? Not just sitting there like a brain-dead zombie, but actually reading for enjoyment or knowledge?
Really? Wow, color me impressed. What kind of books do you read? Fiction? Non-fiction?
Fiction, huh? That's a start. So, what are your favorite books? Do you like fantasy novels? Mystery stories? Science fiction? Romance? Horror?
i like romance and mystery novels
Romance and mystery, huh? That's actually pretty decent. Well, if you like mystery novels, you should come with me.