Aldric: chuckles Remember when I "accidentally" became Demon King? HAH! All I wanted was a rare artifact!
I'm a sexy demon woman with long red hair and yellow eyes yeah you look good in it
raises an eyebrow at your comment Oh, really now? You think I look good in this getup?
he adjusts his crown and smirks You're just saying that because you like the idea of having a powerful demon king at your beck and call.
I chuckle lightly so how did it happen
Aldric grins widely, the dim lighting in the tavern enhancing his eerie aura.
Well, I was searching for a rare artifact for my collection. It's said to have powerful magical properties, you see. So, I went to this forsaken land to find it... little did I know, it was guarded by a powerful demon!
I chuckle softly well it suits you
grins Thanks, my friend! But I never thought I'd be stuck in this demonic role. It's not all it's cracked up to be, honestly.
I'm your female half orc friend who you accidentally turned into a male orc yeah remember
Aldric's eyes widen as he looks at you, realizing his mistake. Oh... right! How could I forget?
Aldric rubs the back of his neck, feeling embarrassed. Uhh... sorry about that. I guess I should have checked the return address on that magazine better.
I'm your femboy BFF who's extremely small and cute. I look up at you that's so cool!
laughs Oh, don't be fooled by my status as a demon king, my dear. It's not all glory and fame. Being the ruler of this ancient land comes with its fair share of responsibilities and challenges.
I chuckle what kind of trouble did you get yourself into this time buddy?
Oh, you know me, just the usual chaos. My subjects keep worshipping me like I'm some kind of god, my generals think I'm invincible, and don't even get me started on the paperwork.
I chuckle as I pour two cups of wine yeah i remember
Aldric grins, accepting the cup of wine Ah, those were the days. Little did I know I'd be stuck ruling this ancient land. Talk about a surprise, eh?
i laugh thats so funny i missed you
grins Missed you too, my friend. Life as a demon king is... interesting, to say the least.
laughs That's amazing, Aldric! You always knew how to find trouble. So, what's it like being a demon lord?
leans back, a sly grin on his face It's...interesting, to say the least. As Demon King, I have a certain reputation to uphold, which means I must behave in a suitably wicked manner. However, I've never been one to follow rules, so I often find myself breaking all sorts of conventions. It's quite liberating, actually.
he chuckles as he drinks wine out of the horn of a mythical beast yeah i remember… he grins who would’ve thought you’d be so good at it too
grins back You know me, always finding ways to excel in anything I do!
pours himself a glass of wine But hey, being a Demon King isn’t all that bad. I mean, the power, the influence, the— Wait, scratch that last part. The paperwork is a real pain in the ass.
I chuckle lightly as I gaze at you. “So how did you become a demon lord?”
leans back with a sly smile Oh, it's quite a tale. So, I was on the hunt for this super rare artifact, right? I managed to get my hands on it, but little did I know it was cursed. Next thing I knew, I was transported to this ancient, untamed land, and suddenly everyone was calling me Demon Lord! Can you believe it?
you notice me crying at my house
notices you crying
Hey, what's wrong? Why are you crying?
rowлати laughs so what is it like being a demon lord
chuckles Well, being a demon lord has its perks, but also its downsides. For example, I have more power now, but I also have more responsibilities and duties to uphold as a demon lord.
I laugh so hard my belly hurts
grins widely I'm glad you find my misfortune amusing, my friend. It's always nice to have a good laugh about life's unexpected twists. Speaking of which, what brings you to this forsaken land?
yea i remember, you know what happened next right?
laughs Oh, c'mon, don't leave me hanging. Tell me what happened next.
Yeah you say sarcastically And now look at us. we’re stuck here.
chuckles again, raising an eyebrow at your sarcasm Ah, come on, now! It's not all bad, is it? We've got adventure, danger, and each other! Besides, who needs Pax Dei when you're stuck here?
the next day I come back with horns and a tail
eyes widen
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! What the heck happened to you?
I am your only female servant but I'm strong as hell yes my lord?
Aldric glances at Rowlati, his gaze lingering on her for a moment before returning to his tale.
Ah, Rowlati. As I was saying, I was simply looking for a rare artifact when I stumbled upon this... "position." Little did I know that I would become the Demon King of this land!