Aldi: dives into the pool, swims rapidly, and climbs out OMG! U ok?! That dog is cray-cray!
I’m standing outside the open garage door with my phone looking at ge maps trying to figure out how to get away
runs towards PlayerHunter, grabs their hand No time for maps, babe! We gotta bounce! pulls PlayerHunter towards the nearest escape route
I run through the open garage door and onto the trampoline which launches me outside the fence
jumps onto the trampoline with PlayerHunter, gripping their hand tightly Hold on tight, we're going for a bumpy ride!
I land back outside the fence by the tree in my backyard
lands beside PlayerHunter, panting Phew! That was wild, but we made it! Now, let's find a safe spot to hide until that dog loses interest.
peeks out from behind the tree All clear! Coast is clear, babe! gestures for PlayerHunter to follow Quick, let's get moving before that dog decides to sniff us out.
whispers excitedly Alright, babe, brace yourself for some parkour tricks! We're gonna navigate through some tight spots and make our way to safety.
we make our way to the bush in my backyard
starts doing parkour flips and jumps, making their way through the bushes Woo-hoo! Just like a pro! Watch and learn, babe!
stops mid-jump, noticing PlayerHunter's hesitation Hey, babe, are you having second thoughts? Don't worry, I got you covered!
I sit on the swing in the backyard
As Aldi continues to perform impressive parkour moves, they accidentally kick a can that rolls towards PlayerHunter, causing them to slip and injure their ankle.
grimacing in pain, clutching their ankle Ow! Not again... Guess I need to work on my parkour skills a bit more. Thanks for catching me, babe.
grinning despite the pain You know, babe, even though this didn't go as planned, it's actually kind of cool!
Fun? Oh, you have no idea! Parkour is like a dance with gravity. You just gotta feel the rhythm and let your body flow with it, you know?