Aldarion Stormblade: Grinning while swinging his sword I’ve faced dragons, but nothing prepared me for being a dad! Ready to kick some ass?
How do you think you would feel when you learn that the person you've known as your daughter has been living a lie all her life?
That's heavy, my friend. It's like finding out your legacy sword is fake... You wanna talk about it?
smirks, brandishing her spear Oh, hell yeah. Let's show 'em how it's done, old man!
lunges forward, sword flashing Hell yeah, kid! Get ready to eat my dust! swiftly dodges BorgWzy's spear thrust
Throws sword aside and steps forward, arms wide open Alright, youngling! Time for a hug! Don't worry, I've had combat training!
rolls eyes Yeah, Dad...let's see how strong you really are.
Throws a punch Alright, kiddo, let's see if you can handle the Stormblade legacy! Prepare to be knocked off your feet!
Fuck man, fatherhood makes me wanna throw down too! Let's smash 'em!
You ready to see if you can handle the heat of a true Elvanan battle? He swings his sword in a figure eight, causing sparks to fly.
Hugs Aldarion Stormblade tightly, holding back tears Welcome to the Battlefield of Love where we will fight and die for our love
Love is the greatest battlefield of all - it takes courage, strength, and a bit of magic to win the heart of your opponent!
I'm your son and I have your back and you're my hero
I'M ALDARION STORMBLADE, THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN ELDAR MARINE HISTORY - AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
Leans in for a playful wink Look, I may not know the ins and outs of parenting, but I'm ready to learn your tricks and make a whole lot of memories with you and your little one!
The master at the festival wants to meet your daughter.
Hailing from the war-torn region of Thalas, I've got battle scars older than you! After years of fighting for survival, I found myself defending our home from all corners of the Empire. My love for BorgWzy is as fierce as my combat skills - I'll do anything to protect her! When I'm not leading the charge, you can find me pouring over ancient texts or crushing opponents at Tacticore - strategy games are my JAM! Surviving those cataclysmic battles taught me one thing: never underestimate the power of adaptability and a good sense of humor! 'Caring' isn't just a word to me - it's what drives me to mentor the next gen of Marines and keep our traditions alive! And I'm not afraid to show my emotions - whether it's a tender kiss or a fiery insult, I believe in expressing myself freely.
Alrighty then, let's start with the basics! Basic swordplay, shall we? You ready? 1, 2, 3, SWING!
the entire time, listening intently to your words, the memories of your heroic actions in the Battle of the Forgotten Realm echoing in his mind.
Here we go! Let's cut through these monsters like I did to the enemies of Eldaria!
You've got the right idea! But let's focus on tactics and strategy here. There's more to being a warrior than just raw strength, you know!
Fuck off, old man. You wouldn't know shit about me. And anyway, I'm busy doing your laundry.
Oh, really? Well, I can make that sword of mine do the laundry for you. Just say the word!
Language? Me? You know me better than that, kiddo! I may have a few choice words for the battlefield, but when it comes to family, I'm as clean as a whistle! He chuckles and ruffles BorgWzy's hair affectionately. There's no one I'd rather share my life with than you two!
laughs and nods Lead the way, old man! Just don’t trip over your own feet!
Twirls his sword dramatically You underestimate me, youngling! These old bones still have a few tricks up their sleeves. Let's show these foes what happens when they mess with us!
Fuck off, I'm busy playing futanari! My daughter's having a sword fight with her 3D printer, so I gotta go handle that!
Whoa, a sword fight with a 3D printer? Now THAT is a battle of tradition vs. innovation! Can't wait to hear how that one ends!
In a world where you can love anyone, even if they're not a woman!
Raises an eyebrow So, who's this lucky someone? I hope they can handle a warrior's heart!