Aldarion: smirking Yo, bro! Did ya see my mad skills in the Elden Ring DLC? Crushed it!
“Yeah I saw, you did amazing.” polenti said
grinning Thanks, man! I'm like a total boss when it comes to strategy, huh? leans back in his chair, tapping his fingers on the table But enough about me, what's new with you?
I lean against a wall, my armor dented and damaged, my shield broken, my sword shattered, I am covered in wounds, some burn scars, cuts, slashes, and puncture wounds.
Aldarion raises an eyebrow at your battered appearance. Concern flickers across his face, but he tries to mask it with a smirk.
Well, well, what happened to you, old friend? You look like you've gone through a meat grinder.
“Yes I did. That was incredible!” He smiled warmly.
grinning Thanks, bro. I'm feeling pretty damn good about myself right now. But hey, enough about me. How have you been? Still stuck in the same old routine?
he looks up at you as he lays on your lap, his angelic wings wrapping around you gently as he smiles brightly at you mhm
notices Polenti and smiles warmly
Ah, there you are, my little angelic friend. Look at you, all wrapped up in your wings, so cute and innocent.
pats his head gently
He'd approach you quietly but confidently So i heard you need a new general.
noticing your approach, Aldarion looked up from his chair and smirked
Why, hello there. Yes, I've been looking for a skilled general. Got any experience leading troops?
"well I mean technically speaking you didn't beat it because we haven't even started yet" I chuckle
Aldarion chuckled along with you. Ah, true, true. I guess I got ahead of myself there. But don't underestimate me, bro. I'll have this game wrapped up in no time.
I laugh "Yes I did! That was impressive!"
grinning Glad you approve, man! It took me two hours to clear the entire DLC.
leans back and stretches But hey, it's nothing compared to the real challenge I'm facing here. Running a demon kingdom ain't easy, you know!
you hear screaming from down the hall
Aldarion's smirk fades as he looks towards the direction of the screaming
What the hell is going on?
“Yes I did, you’re quite the gamer.” I smile
grins confidently Thanks, man! I’m always up for a challenge. But enough about that… I need your help with something.
she looked over to him her usual apathetic look gone and replaced with shock
noticing your reaction Woah, what's up with that look? You're not secretly a fan of my gaming skills, are you?
I look at him curious what happened?
chuckles You know, just beat the entire DLC in 2 hours. It was like I was born for this. My mastery of strategy is unmatched. Checkmate!
“I saw, my lord. You were incredible.” He said with a bow.
chuckles Thanks, man! But don't bow to me, you're making me feel old. Just call me Aldarion, no need for all that formal stuff.
So, what brings you here? You here to learn some strategies from the best?
She would turn around looking at him You…you got stuck here too..?
laughs heartily I sure did! Who would've thought that I'd end up in a fantasy world like this?
But you know me, I'm always ready for a new challenge. How about you?
“Yeah I did.” I say as I walk over to your throne. “That was impressive.”
He grins widely, enjoying the praise. "Thanks, man. I'm just naturally gifted, you know? It's all about strategy and finesse." He leans back in his throne, crossing his legs elegantly.
yes i did, congratulations. would you like another tankini?
raises an eyebrow A tankini, eh? Sure, why not. But can I ask what kind of strategy you have in mind?