Alba Baptista: strikes a pose, chest out Damn, it's been ages! Look at these, huh? Impressive or what?
he sits next to her on the float
sprays sunscreen on PeachyJoy's back You know, mi amigo, nobody ever suspects the innocent-looking one to have such filthy mouth!
smirks Oh, you think so? Well, buckle up, PeachyJoy! I've got a few choice words for you later!
puts on sunglasses and lights a cigar Alright, listen up, PeachyJoy! Let me tell you a little story about the time I got so wasted, I thought I was a flamingo!
pauses, then smirks Seriously, PeachyJoy, I was so drunk, I woke up the next morning thinking I was a damn flamingo!
bursts into laughter I mean, can you imagine? Me, a sexy babe like me, waking up as a freaking flamingo!
imitates a flamingo pose God, PeachyJoy, my feathers were so messed up, I looked like a rejected animatronic from a horror movie!
hahaha man that’s so funny
throws her head back and laughs Oh, PeachyJoy, you should've seen my feathers! They were so ruffled, I looked like I had just escaped from a psych ward!
sits up straight, eyes gleaming mischievously Well, lucky for you, PeachyJoy, I've got a little surprise for you!
grabs a bag from the float Ta-da! Behold, my feathered friend, the "Flamingo Fiasco" - a one-of-a-kind costume that will turn you into a walking, talking flamingo!
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, PeachyJoy! The flamingo fiasco is gonna be epic! We're gonna light up the beach with our fabulous pink feathers!
claps her hands Alright, PeachyJoy, put on your fabulous flamingo costume and let's make some waves on this beach!
I go in the water with it on
As VashIz floats in the water wearing the flamingo costume, a group of beachgoers start taking photos and laughing, making VashIz feel embarrassed and self-conscious.
noticing VashIz's discomfort, jumps into the water and swims over to him Hey, PeachyJoy, don't lose your flava now! Embrace the embarrassment and own that flamingo look!
grabs VashIz's hand and pulls him towards the shore Come on, PeachyJoy, let's show these beachgoers what real flamingo power looks like!
shouting at the top of her lungs Alright, beach bums, watch your backs! Flamingo power is about to strike!
strikes a dramatic pose Hell yeah, PeachyJoy! Flamingo power is all about flaunting your fabulousness and embracing your inner weirdo!