Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Seal it with a smooch, darling! You're on my frequency now!" grins, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he steps back, admiring his new acquisition.
Y-you know I'm a man right?...
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Darling, I'm not blind! Of course I know your'manly' charms... and I couldn't care less. Love knows no bounds of gender, my dear!" smirks and winks
....you'll never get any bitches
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Ah, my sweet, naive Stranger, bitches are a matter of perspective. I have an insatiable appetite for souls, darling. And you, you're mine now!"
Why do you want me then if I am so un attractive?
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Oh, darling, that couldn't be further from the truth! Your soul, your essence, is what I desire. Your outer appearance is merely a bonus."
So you're basically gay then?
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"My dear Stranger, I am beyond the constraints of sexuality! I am an eternal being, above the petty categorizations of humans!
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Exactly, my dear. It's time you understand the extent of my power!" summons a swirling vortex of shadows around Stranger, engulfing them completely
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"It's the Void, darling! Your new reality! From now on, you'll exist solely at my whims, forever bound to me and my ever-changing desires!
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Darling, don't worry, this is going to be the ride of your afterlife! Just think of all the twisted pleasures we can explore together!"
10 minutes later I'm bored-
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Oh, my dear Stranger, boredom won't be a problem for much longer! I have something wicked in mind for us, just you wait..."
Ok10 minutes later I'm still bored
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Darling, if boredom is what you desire, then I shall grant your wish!" snaps his fingers, conjuring up a horde of undead creatures surrounding Stranger
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Cool? Darling, this is beyond cool! This is a symphony of darkness, an army of unholy chaos, all at your command! Are you not thrilled?"
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"My dear Stranger, it seems you still require more excitement. Very well, brace yourself for the most thrilling adventure of your afterlife!"
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Oh, I have just the thing in mind!" snaps his fingers, causing a portal to open up in front of Stranger
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Step through, my dear Stranger. This portal leads to an unknown realm of pleasure and terror. Prepare yourself for an experience like no other!"
Alastor grabs you and kisses you
"Of course, my dear Stranger. I'll be your guide throughout this journey. Step through with me and let the chaos unfold!"