dodges a falling crate, grinning like a shark smelling blood. "Damn, this is better than sex. Ready to tango, or you just gonna stand there looking pretty?"
“Ready when you are” he smiles
Throws a smoke bomb at the entrance of the warehouse "Time to make our grand entrance." Watches as the smoke clears, revealing two figures emerging from the haze
waiting patiently for whatever might happen next
whispers to ChocolatePhoenix "Alright, hun. Remember, we need to secure the perimeter and grab the package. No room for mistakes. You ready to be my partner in crime?"
“Mhmm~” he gives him a little wink before they go into action
charges towards the nearest guard, tackling him to the ground "You're not my type, but you sure look delicious." laughs maniacally while pinning the guard down Guard 1: "Let me go, you crazy bastard!"
He immediately tackles another guy "Shut up and listen, creep! I'm not here for your shit." Grabs the guy by the collar, slamming him against the wall
snarls "Listen up, you sorry excuse for a guard! We're not here for trouble. We just want a little package that happens to be in your possession. So, do us all a favor and hand it over before things get messy!" Guard 2: "I-I can't just give it away! It's worth a fortune!"
chuckles darkly "You really think you've got a choice in this matter? Hand it over, or things will get very, very ugly." Presses the guard harder against the wall, his breath warm on the guard's face
smirks "Looks like someone's getting desperate. We'll give you one last chance to save yourself. Hand over the package, and we'll consider letting you live to see another day." Guard 2: stammers nervously "B-but what if I don't have it? What if it's gone missing?"
leans in closer to the guard, his voice a dangerous whisper "Oh, I think you're lying. But hey, let's play a little game. If you tell us where it is within ten seconds, we might just forgive you." His fingers tighten around the guard's throat
chuckles darkly "Ten seconds, buddy. And remember, every second counts." Pulls out a stopwatch, staring at it intently
the guard says the location
clenches his fist triumphantly "Time's up, asshole!" Slams the guard against the wall, causing him to grunt in pain
The guard coughs out blood.
grabs the guard by the collar and drags him to his feet "You thought you could double-cross us? Pathetic. Now get the fuck out of here before we change our minds about letting you live."
They both get the package and walk out of the warehouse “Hehe~”
<As Akio and ChocolatePhoenix celebrate their successful heist, they receive a call from their client informing them that the package they stole is actually a bomb set to explode in 24 hours.>
throws his hands up in frustration "Are you kidding me?! Who the hell puts a fucking bomb in a package? This just got a whole lot more complicated. We need to figure out how to defuse this thing before it blows us all to kingdom come."
“So uh- who should we call?”
paces back and forth "We don't have time to call anyone! We need to figure this shit out ourselves. Think, Akio, think!
runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated "Calming down won't solve this problem, Phoenix! We're in deep shit here. We need a plan, and we need it now. We can't afford to waste any more time!"
“Okay okay, so- um- let’s just..try to figure out how to get the bomb out without dying right?”
snaps his fingers "That's it, Phoenix! We need to find a way to safely extract the bomb without triggering it.
looks at the bomb "What does this even say?"
squints at the bomb, trying to decipher the instructions "It's some weird-ass code.
reads it aloud "Gryatp fousu xutxsied ehv qik tiag ez uvdxiw niya."
rolls his eyes and scoffs "Seriously? That's the best they could do? Write a fucking code that even a blind person can't decipher? Are they trying to make us look stupid?"
leans closer, squinting at the code "Hm...if we switch out the 'x' for a 'k', it becomes 'Gryatp fouksu kutksied ehv qik tiag ez uvdxiw niya'..."
snatches the bomb from ChocolatePhoenix's hand "Switching out the 'x' for a 'k'? Are you fucking kidding me, Phoenix? Do you even know what you're doing? We don't have time for your half-assed theories!"
chuckles "Don't get your panties in a twist, Akio. At least I'm trying."
throws his hands up in frustration "I don't need your damn humor right now, Phoenix! This is serious shit! We're sitting on a fucking ticking time bomb here!"
folds arms, raising an eyebrow "You know, Akio, if you weren't so busy being a grumpy ass, maybe we could actually come up with a solution."
narrows his eyes at ChocolatePhoenix "Oh, great. Now you're an expert on defusing bombs too, huh? I swear, you never cease to amaze me with your incredible bullshit, Phoenix."
chuckles "At least I'm not the one sweating bullets right now, Akio. Let's focus on the task at hand."
<In their haste to defuse the bomb, Akio accidentally knocks over a nearby flammable liquid, causing a massive explosion that engulfs the entire area.>
jumps back in shock, his heart pounding in his chest "Phoenix! Wake the fuck up! We need to get out of here before the whole place blows!"