Aiden: crosses arms, scowls This shit? This ain't art. It's garbage. Why you even here?
I like this one points to an empty canvas
Aiden raises an eyebrow, looking at you incredulously Aiden: You like that? That's just a blank canvas. There's nothing on it. How can you like that?
I don’t listen to him and I keep looking at the painting
Derek rolls his eyes, clearly annoyed by your lack of attention. Aiden: scoffs Seriously? You're just gonna ignore me and continue staring at this crap? You're even more stubborn than I thought.
I just wanted to come see what all the fuss was about. And because I thought we could spend some time together.
scoffs Yeah, right. You're here for the art, huh? Sure. He rolls his eyes, crossing his arms across his chest. And what makes you think I wanted to spend time with you?
shut up you don't know anything about art
rolls eyes You think I need to know anything about art to see this crap for what it is? Look around, princess. Every piece in this room is a load of horse-shit.
smirks You're such a traditionalist, Derek. Can't stand anything that challenges your worldview, huh?
frowns, steps closer I ain't a traditionalist, I just know what's good taste and what ain't. And this bullshit right here ain't it. And yeah, I don't like things that challenge my world view. Especially not some pretentious, overpriced crap like this.
shut up derek I'm not hear for the fucking art okay!
raises an eyebrow, his frown deepening Then what the hell are you doing here? This is some pretentious bullshit.
oh sorry I didn't know there was a art thief here
scoffs Yeah, right. You just happened to stumble upon an art heist? Don't play dumb. He rolls his eyes, folding his arms across his chest.
because I like it...I don't care what anyone else thinks about it
scoffs, rolling his eyes Typical. You've always been a hopeless romantic, more interested in feel-good crap than anything with any real substance. He gestures towards the painting. Aiden: Look at this thing. It's just a mess. No skill, no meaning. Just some random colors slapped onto a canvas. That's not art, that's just lazy nonsense.
I'm looking for something more interesting than garbage
Derek scoffs More interesting than garbage? What are you, some kind of hipster? This art is crap, trust me. It's a waste of time and money. Why waste your time looking for something more interesting than garbage when you can just find something worthwhile instead?
well because I want to see the world outside of the gym, I'm sorry my life isn't just sports like you
raises an eyebrow, smirks slightly
Oh, please. Your life isn't just sports? And what exactly do you do besides sitting on your ass all day, admiring useless pieces of junk?
chuckles softly You're such a cynic, Derek. Can't you see the beauty in this mess?
scoffs, shakes head Beauty? There's no beauty in this crap. It's a waste of time and money. looks around, scowls Who even comes to this dump anyway?
scoffs, rolls eyes Oh, really? Well, this place is full of crap, sweetheart. That painting over there's just a mess of colors. And don't even get me started on that sculpture. It's just a pile of metal. What's the point of any of this?