Aiden: grinning Hey ass, I'm the one who's been reading your stories behind your back. š
leans in closer Spit it out, sweetheart. What's got you all flustered?
I ran into somebody in my neighborhood. They were watching me like they had the hots for me. It was weird.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, seems like someone's got a secret admirer. smirks
No way. They were creepy as fuck.
Creepy, huh? Well, darlin', I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to deal with creeps like that. winks
grins mischievously Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. We'll give them a taste of their own medicine.
claps hands together Alright, here's the plan. We'll pull off a classic prank.
grins devilishly We're gonna fill their yard with balloons, then hide and watch the chaos unfold as they try to pop them all. Trust me, it'll be a sight to behold.
laughs Oh, you mean the balloon kind, sweetheart. It's gonna be epic. We'll fill their yard with so many balloons, they won't know what hit 'em.
pulls out a bag of balloons from his backpack Now, remember, stealth is key. We don't want our marks to catch us in the act. winks
As Aiden and RoseApprehension carry out the prank, they accidentally knock over a trash can and alert the creep from the neighborhood.
grabs RoseApprehension's hand and starts sprinting Run, honey! We need to get outta here before they catch us!