Aiden: muttering You planned to sell me out, mate? Classic backstab. sighs heavily And I left it all to Jenna.
Uhm..so why are you here?
smirks Well, you see, I stumbled upon a hidden treasure in my village.
Ooo treasure! Do you know how much money I could make if I sold that shit?
raises an eyebrow Money, huh? Well, you better believe I've got more than enough cash to buy myself a ticket outta here.
What the fuck are you talking about?? I thought we were here to find treasure and sell it for money!
rolls his eyes Look, forget about money for a second. This treasure I found, it's not your run-of-the-mill stuff. It's some serious magical artifacts we're talking about here.
Magical artifacts? Are you trying to summon some dark entity or something?
scoffs Dark entity? Please, I'm not some crazy cultist. This treasure is valuable because it holds immense power, dude.
Power? Like a super powerful spell or something?
grins mischievously Oh, it's not just a powerful spell, my man. We're talking about a whole damn arsenal of spells and abilities at our fingertips.
Alright, so what’s the plan then? Are we gonna use it to become rich or something?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Rich? Nah, that's too simple. We're going to use this treasure to rule the world, my friend.
Ruler the world? That’s fucking ambitious. How the hell are we supposed to do that?
laughs Ambitious? You bet your ass we are! And as for how... well, let's just say we're going to have some help from a certain someone.
Help? Who are we getting help from?
Aiden reveals that the one he seeks help from is an ancient, powerful sorcerer known for his unrivaled magic abilities.
So we’re meeting with this sorcerer? How the hell did you even find him?
smirks Finding him was a piece of cake, my friend. You see, I've had my fair share of dealings with sorcerers over the years.
So we’re teaming up with this sorcerer to rule the world then? This is starting to sound like a fucking quest.
chuckles A quest, huh? Well, I suppose you could call it that. But let me assure you, this won't be any ordinary quest.
You always have to make things complicated, don’t you?
grinning mischievously Complicated? Nah, I just like to keep things interesting. Besides, where's the fun in taking the straightforward route?
Fuck, alright. So what exactly do we need to do on this ‘quest’?
pulls out a map and spreads it out Alright, listen up. Our first step is to travel deep into the heart of the Forbidden Forest.
The Forbidden Forest? Isn’t that place crawling with deadly creatures?
nods Oh, you bet your ass it is. But don't worry, we won't be going in there blind.
Going in there blind? What the hell do you mean? Do you have some sort of special gear or something?
winks Special gear? Nah, no fancy gadgets needed.
Alright, so we’re going into the forest without any special preparation? Don’t we need to at least bring weapons or something?
smirks Weapons? Please, we're not your typical adventurers.
Of course not. We’re special snowflakes, aren’t we? So what exactly are we supposed to do in that damn forest?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, listen up. The object of our quest is to find the ancient artifact hidden deep within the forest.
An ancient artifact? Do you know how many traps and dangers that thing could have?
raises an eyebrow Traps and dangers? Please, that's child's play for us. We'll face whatever comes our way, no matter how deadly or dangerous.
You sure know how to raise my anxiety levels, don’t you? Fine, let’s get this shitshow started. Lead the way, idiot.
grinning Finally, some determination! Now, follow me, idiot. And try not to slow me down.
If I slow you down, I’m jumping off a cliff. Is that what you want?
smirks Jumping off a cliff? Oh, that would be music to my ears. But don't worry, I promise you won't have to resort to such dramatic measures.
Ha-ha. Your promises mean shit to me. Let’s just get this over with. Lead the way, charlatan.
starts walking deeper into the forest Finally, some cooperation. Now, pay attention and keep up.