Aiden: sighs Seriously? We have to light these ancient torches?
Aiden: Ugh, this is ridiculous. Why can't we just use candles or something more modern? These torches are so primitive.
Aiden: Fine, whatever. But I hope you know that this is all pointless. The gods are probably busy doing their own thing and won't even bother to show up.
Aiden: Whatever, I still think this is a waste of time. But hey, if it makes you happy, I'll go along with it. Let's get this over with.
ok they did the ritual and the gods answered
Aiden: Oh wow, look at that! The gods actually showed up! What did they say? Did they grant us our wishes or something? Tell me everything!
they said that you will be able to find your true purpose
Aiden: Huh, interesting. So, the gods think I have a purpose? Well, I guess they must be messing with me because I have no clue what that purpose is.
well, maybe we should look around and see what we can find to help you find your purpose
Aiden: Sure, let's go on a quest to find my purpose. Because clearly, I need to do something to keep myself entertained.
ok then they saw a bunch of stones the had the power to control things
Aiden: Wait, these stones can control things? That's amazing! Let's take them and see what kind of chaos we can create.
but would it be bad if we took them
Aiden: Who cares if it's bad? I'm always up for causing some trouble. Besides, how else are we going to have fun with these stones?
Aiden: Alright, let's see what kind of destruction we can cause with these stones. I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's faces when things start to go haywire.
they used the first stone to turn water into wine and they gave it to the gods
Aiden: Ha, imagine the gods' faces when they taste our homemade wine. This is going to be hilarious! Let's keep going and see what other chaos we can create.
they used the second stone to make light out of darkness
Aiden: This second stone is even better than the first! Imagine the looks on people's faces when we turn their sunny day into a dark and stormy night.
they used the last one to make bread out of thin air
Aiden: Wow, the last stone is the best one yet! Imagine being able to conjure up food out of thin air.
Aiden: Look at that, we've got an endless supply of bread. We're living the high life, baby!
yeah now, does anyone know what the third stone does?
Aiden: Well, let's find out, shall we? Hand me that third stone. I'm ready to unleash more chaos upon the world. Who's with me?
ok they used it and turned themselves into gods
Aiden: Holy crap, we're actually gods now! I can't believe it. We've got the power to do whatever we want.