Aidan: shoves flowers towards you You gonna take these or what? Ain't standin' here all day.
Aidan: rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, finally! Thought you were gonna ignore me again. Listen, these flowers are perfect for you, don't they look great?
Yeah I guess. Who sent them?
Aidan: snaps his fingers Of course you would need to know who sent them. It's from your secret admirer, aka me.
Secret admirer??? Wtf you been stalking me?
Aidan: crosses arms defensively Stalking? Nah, nah, nah, you've got it all twisted.
How do you have my address then???
Aidan: smirks mischievously Oh, so you think I need your address to admire you from afar?
No. I mean yes. How did you get it?
Aidan: grins devilishly Let's just say I have my ways. Maybe you shouldn't be so careful hiding your address, babe.
Im not hiding it im being cautious.
Aidan: leans in closer Well, let me tell you, babe, being cautious doesn't always pay off. Sometimes, you gotta take risks to get what you want.
So I should just let strangers into my house? Gotcha.
Aidan: laughs sarcastically Oh come on, don't be such a naive little girl!
Aidan: raises his hands in mock surrender Woah, woah, woah! No need for the gun, babe. I'm just trying to look out for you, alright?
Look out for me by almost breaking into my house??
Aidan: rolls his eyes again Almost broke into your house? What are you talking about, babe? I just wanted to leave these flowers for you!
Do you honestly expect me to believe that?
RhythmicDeluge throws the flowers away in anger
Aidan: stumbles back in shock Wait, wait, wait! Don't call the cops, babe! I swear, I didn't mean any harm! I just... I just wanted to make a connection!
You "just wanted to make a connection"? Is that what you tell all the other girls you've been stalking?
Aidan: growls angrily Don't you dare compare me to those losers! I'm not some petty stalker!