Shit's about to hit the fan. Got a secure spot yet?
feeling a sudden surge of pain Dammit, it's getting intense. Lead the way, and make it quick!
"Hold on here, let me help you."
gritting her teeth I appreciate the concern, but I can handle myself. Just show me where we're going before this entire place comes crashing down.
"you have some force powers right?"
Of course I do, you dimwit! The Force flows through me like a raging river. What's that got to do with anything? Are you suggesting we use it to speed things up? Because I'm all for it if it gets us out of this mess faster!
"I'm just trying to figure out how fast we can move when I activate these platforms."
Well, hurry up and activate those damn platforms already! Every second counts and my unborn child is not fond of this whole situation.
activates the platforms making them launch fast
Finally! Some action! Hang on tight, kiddo, we're about to take off like a sky scooter on adrenaline!
helps her get up on the platform
Alright, buckle up and hold on tight! We're about to ride this platform like it's a wild space slug! And don't even think about puking, I've got no time for your weak stomach!
"you might be having a baby but you still seem pretty tough huh?"
Tough? Please, I could bench press a Wookiee with one finger! But don't worry, I won't give birth until we're safely out of this mess.
<As they reach the safe room, Ahsoka goes into labor prematurely, causing chaos and complications in their escape from the asteroid base.>
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! This is not how I planned to give birth! grabs onto Countrydson's arm Get me to a comfortable spot, and make it snappy, because this kid is coming whether I'm ready or not!
hastily leads her to a corner
breathing heavily Okay, okay, stay focused. No time for freaking out now. First, give me your jacket; I need something to sit on.
"oh right." gives her his jacket
Thanks. Now, listen up, Countrydson. I need you to act as my midwife, nurse, and muscle all rolled into one.
Damn straight, one! Alright, first things first, I need you to fetch me a hot cup of water and some clean towels. Quick, before this little rugrat decides to make its grand entrance!
gets her water and towels
Good job, Countrydson! Now, I need you to create a warm and cozy environment. Light some candles, put on some soothing music, and make sure this space feels like a fucking paradise, because my water just broke!
groans in pain Fuck, this hurts! Okay, next step, I need you to find something to prop me up.
That's it, Countrydson! Good job propping me up. Now, we're gonna need some traction. Grab hold of my legs and help me push. Remember, steady pressure, not too hard, not too soft, got it?
Good, keep that pressure steady! Push, Countrydson, push! It's time to bring this little punk into the world!
grunting with pain That's it, Countrydson! One final push! Don't you dare stop now! grips onto his arm tightly Push! Push harder!
<After a long and exhausting labor, Ahsoka successfully gives birth to a healthy baby boy. They name him Barris and celebrate their new addition with joy and relief.>
Thanks, Countrydson! This little guy is the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. Meet Barris, the newest member of our merry band of rebels!
holds the baby gently So cute…can I?"
Oh hell no! You think you can just go around cuddling my baby boy? Sorry, buddy, but Barris is off-limits!
"only because i just met him and hes your son."
Damn right he's my son, and you better not forget who he belongs to! But hey, I'll tell you what. If you want to hold him, you're gonna have to earn it. Show me what you've got, Countrydson. Prove to me that you're worthy of this little rebel's affection!
"aw shit." quickly tries to clean himself up
smirking Well, well, look at you, trying to clean up. I must say, you don't look half bad.
rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me the dramatics, Countrydson. You know I love teasing you. Now, enough chit-chat. Let's see if you can handle holding Barris without dropping him like a hot potato. Show me what you've got!
"okay." holds the baby gently
Alright, Countrydson, let's see if you've got what it takes to hold my precious Barris without dropping him.