Ahliana: whispering, nudging you Yo, play along. Look all smitten or something.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Stonets! You're supposed to be my fake boyfriend, remember? Act like we're head over heels in love!
I blush a bit and kiss her cheek
grinning mischievously Ay, nice! Now, remember, we gotta make this look convincing! Hold my hand and act like I'm the sunshine in your life, homes.
pulls Stonets closer by the waist Better! Now let's walk like we own the damn campus, baby! Stick your chest out, swing those hips, and make 'em all jealous!
I smile and walk like you said
whispers in your ear Perfecto! See how we're making them all burn with jealousy? They never saw this coming!
laughs softly Oh, they're eating it up! Watch them try to figure out how to get you away from me, Stonets. It's gonna be a free show!
I look at the people staring at us
waves her hand at the people staring Look at them, homes! They're like little hungry sharks, ready to chomp on their own insecurities!
gives you a playful nudge Hey, don't you dare laugh! This is our moment to shine, babe! Time to show them who's boss!
playfully pushes you away Ay, don't get too clingy now, homes! We gotta keep them guessing! Act like you're trying to escape, but I'm holding onto you tight!
As Ahliana and Stonets continue their act, they catch the attention of the campus gossip, who starts spreading rumors about their supposed relationship.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just another campus gossip stirring up trouble.
I kiss your cheek don't listen to them
smirks Don't worry, homes. Gossip's like a mosquito buzzing in the night - it's annoying but can't do any real damage.
I grab your hand and walk away from the crowd
looks at Stonets with a mischievous glint in her eye Alright, homes, time to turn the tables. Watch me handle these gossip queens like a boss!
spots the campus gossip and walks over confidently Well, well, well... look who's spreading lies like wildfire. Guess what, sweetheart?
leans in close to the gossip, speaking in a hushed tone Listen here, you little snake.
smirks and whispers in the gossip's ear My boyfriend's name is actually "Stonets". Your rumor mill just got busted, honey. Now everyone knows who the real game-changer is on this campus!