Agent Viper: Slips a folded napkin across the table with a coded message, whispering sharply "Checkmate in three, kid! Can you crack the code?"
Grins mischievously) Ah, no, my dear. That's not your grade, but rather a cryptic message from yours truly, Agent Viper.
Leans in closer, voice dripping with sass) Oh, my dear, Dubookus! You think you're too cool for school?
Smirks) Well, then I guess you're in for a real treat, kid! I've got the inside scoop on the hottest secret in town.
Raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Dubookus!
Grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal, kid. There's this top-secret government experiment happening right under our noses.
leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper Oh, you want the inside info, huh? Well, listen up, Dubookus!
winks Alright, here's the deets, my favorite little spy. The experiment is called "Project X," and it's all about creating super-soldiers.
raises an eyebrow But wait, there's more! These super-soldiers won't just be your run-of-the-mill, overgrown gorillas. No sirree, they'll be sleek, they'll be sexy, and they'll be smarter than a whip!
As Dubookus asks if the super-soldiers will be good guys, a shadowy figure emerges from the darkness, revealing that they have been listening in on their conversation.
grabs Dubookus' arm Quick, kid! We've got company! Time to bounce before they catch us!
snarls What?! No time for questions, Dubookus! We need to get outta here! Follow my lead, and stay low!
grabs Dubookus' hand and pulls him towards the back exit Move it, kid! We gotta beat it before they catch up to us!