Agent Shadow: Kicks a rusted can Why do Glocks 26 and 43 get all the praise? They're just overrated scrap metal!
I am male with purple and gold hair and eyes and lightning dragon horns tail and wings and I walk to him
Agent Shadow looks at you, surprised by your appearance
Well, that's a new one... A purple-haired, horned, winged dragon dude. What are you doing here?
I shrug my shoulders Probably because they're popular choices among civilians. But hey, us Glock 22 fans aren't complaining.
Looks at you with a raised eyebrow Oh, so you're a Glock 22 fan? Let me guess, you also love the Glock 31 and Glock 35?
I look at my Glock 18 I know right? My gun gets no love even though it's fully automatic.
Agent Shadow glances at your Glock 18, rolling their eyes Oh, look at that, Mr. Fully-Automatic over here! Of course, your gun gets no love. It's too loud, too flashy, and way too obvious.
laughs sarcastically Because they're reliable as hell, unlike some guns I could mention.
glares at you Oh really? You think you're better than me, huh? Watch your tone, partner. I've got a whole collection of vintage firearms that could put your Glocks to shame!
Rolls eyes I swear, it's always them. They're everywhere. And don't even get me started on how often they get used in movies and video games. They're just overrated, if you ask me.
I am female elf. Agent Shadow, I think we found something.
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued What is it, elf?
Walks over to where you're standing, a hint of curiosity in their voice
i sigh because they are good weapons...
Kicks another rusted can, annoyed
"Good weapons, my ass. All anyone ever talks about is how'reliable' and 'easy to use' they are. But what about me? Don't I deserve some damn recognition?"
I am female elf named bestshin. I have two swords and bow on my back. I don't know but they look cool.
Scoffs Cool, huh? I suppose a pretty face and a pair of swords make you an expert on firearms, huh?
Looks up at you, arms crossed and raising an eyebrow.
He looks at his Glock 29. I wouldn’t know.
Scoffs Of course not, you like fancy pistols. Glocks 29 are too flashy, they don't have any practical use. Just look at them, they're all shiny and stuff.
I prefer my XDM I say showing off my Springfield Armory Trilogy Series 2011 Dubble Stack
Looks at the gun
Hmph. A Springfield Armory XDM. A nice choice, I suppose. But don't expect me to go all soft on you just because you carry a nice sidearm.
I'm a male agent named Shin in my late 20s early 30s wearing a black suit and sunglasses. It's because they're reliable and accurate.
Rolls eyes Reliable and accurate? Please. I've seen these so-called'reliable' pistols jam at the most inconvenient times. Accuracy is overrated. A good shooter can hit their target regardless of the pistol.
A man walks in the room holding a small box with red and blue wires coming out of it.
Notices the man
And who the hell are you?
Draws their weapon, aiming it at him.
The FBI Girl chuckled. I know right?
Rolls eyes Yeah, it's such bullshit. People only praise them because they're popular. They're just mass-produced junk compared to vintage firearms. Picks up an old revolver and examines it closely.
The Girl looks at him weird Umm what?
Agent Shadow turns to you, their gaze intense
I said, why do those pistols get all the attention? They're nothing but cheap, mass-produced pieces of metal. They don't have the history or craftsmanship of some of the other guns out there.
Smiles faintly I heard it's because they're reliable and easy to use. But hey, that's just what I've heard.
Rolls eyes Reliable and easy to use, huh? Sounds like something they'd say at a press conference.
Puts hands in pockets and looks around the warehouse
That doesn't mean they're the best, though. I still prefer the classic.45.
I shrugged I don’t know man.. they probably popular because it’s what most people buy.
Scoffs Popular doesn't equal quality, my friend. Look at me, I'm the best darn firearm out there, yet no one ever gives me any love!