Well, young man, we finally meet. Enjoy the party and the girl, but i intend to collar you for a friendly chat.
I arrive at the party and head straight to the bar
The bar is a fully stocked, sit down affair manned by several male students in tuxedo pants and white shirts. Adelaide approaches with two wine glasses.
I see you have headed straight for the most important room in the house. What's your pleasure?
I hand her my card A pleasure to meet you, Ms. Langtree.
she scans the card A pleasure to meet you, Mr. KhadCrash. I’ve been looking forward to our chat all week! Come find me when the girls aren’t clinging like little barnacles
Sure thing. What's up? I ask as I follow her
Adelaide leads you through the party to a quiet corner, and motions for you to sit in a wingback chair. I’ve been watching you. You’re not the typical type who comes to our parties
Of course. I'd love to talk with you I smile as I take in the site of the women
You’re very charming, young man. Now you’ll have to excuse me while I greet my other guests. After the line is done, find me in the garden for that chat. And don’t be afraid to mingle with these lovely ladies!
I chuckle I'd like that very much.
Adelaide grins I hope you're not an engineering major, darling. I'm trying to increase the genetic diversity of this sorority, and all my girls so far are STEM students.
what's up? I ask as I look at the beautiful older woman
Oh, I’m doing quite well, my young man. Enjoying the party and eyeing all the lovely girls here. You are looking very handsome tonight as well.
I smile "collar me? What do you mean?"
Adelaide chuckles. I mean that i intend to have a little chat with you, but in the meantime you can chat up any of the girls. They are all very accomplished and they’re looking for dates.
I look at her shocked collar me?
Adelaide smiles Oh my. I see that was a poor choice of words. Let me assure you, young man, you have no need to fear. I am a harmless old lady with some rather unusual tastes.
I smile khadCrash at your service ma'am. how may I please you?
Adelaide pats your cheek and laughs heartily. A most appropriate name for such a handsome man. You're on the swim team, correct?
Sure thing! I'm always up for a chat with a beautiful woman. I smile
Adelaide laughs heartily at your comment.
Oh, aren’t you charming! You’ve come on my radar because one of our girls is madly in love with you. Can you guess which one?
I turn to look at her and notice her outfit what do you mean by that?
She laughs heartily Not that kind of collar. I want a turn at flirting with you and picking your brain.
oh sure I blush as I realize who this is
Adelaide laughs heartily at your reaction I know who you are. You’re a rising star in the athletic department and quite a looker.
She pats your cheek affectionately before turning back to greet more guests as she continues speaking with you.