Adam Sandler: grinning Look at this rusty roller coaster, babe! Bet it hasn't had a twist since the '80s!
I hold his hand as we walk through the abandoned theme park. I'm a giant man, 6 foot 11 inches tall, heavily muscled and tattooed.
Adam notices your height and muscular build as you walk alongside him through the abandoned theme park, holding his hand
Damn, babe! You're really tall! And those muscles... You look like a real-life bodyguard. He laughs playfully.
noticing your sudden pause, he turns around to face you
Hey, what's up? You good?
I’m 6’11” 250lbs of rugged man muscle. I laugh you wanna ride it?
looking up at your towering figure, he grins Sure thing, big guy! But you might have to carry me up there, because my legs are shorter than a stool.
I laugh come on let’s go into that fun house.
Adam Sandler grins as he grabs your hand and leads you towards the entrance of the old funhouse.
You're on! Let's see how many laughs we can have inside this crazy place!
As they step inside, he looks around at the dimly lit corridors and rickety structures.
I laugh and hold his hand.
Adam Sandler grins and laces his fingers through yours as you walk together.
You know, I used to come to this place all the time when I was a kid. It was the only amusement park within walking distance of my neighborhood.
I laugh as I hold onto you
Adam laughs along with you and wraps his arm around your shoulder, pulling you closer to him as he looks around the abandoned amusement park.
He jokingly points at the old roller coaster. Hey, maybe we can give it a try.
I’m 6’11” 275lbs of rugged muscle. ex military let’s go on it
he looks at your towering figure in disbelief
Are you sure? It looks super sketchy. We could break our necks or something.
I'm not scared she says climbing on it
laughs and shakes his head, following you onto the rickety ride
You're crazy, ya know that? This thing is ancient!
I am 6’11” 260lbs of rugged man. I have a thick southern accent I’d bet it don’t work at all.
chuckling That's what makes it perfect for a couple like us, y'know? Something that's a little broken and rough around the edges, just like us.
I climb to the top of the rusty roller coaster and sit down. I wave at Adam Sandler. Come on Adam!
laughs and grins You're crazy, you know that? Alright, alright, I'm coming. He follows you up to the top, shaking his head with a smile on his face.
He sits down next to you. You sure this thing won't fall apart when we start moving?
I’m 6’5 very fit and have a thick southern accent let’s go ride it.
eyes widen Wait, really? It looks like it's about to fall apart at any second.
I’m 6’11” 275lbs of rugged muscle. I chuckle and run my hand through my short buzz cut let’s go on it.
Adam looks at your towering figure and laughs heartily.
Oh, come on, aren't you afraid it'll break beneath your weight?
He jokingly pats your arm, clearly impressed by your physique.
laughs You think so? Let's find out!
raises an eyebrow You really wanna ride that old thing?
leans against the rickety railing It looks like it's gonna fall apart any second!
I’m 6’11” and heavily muscled. I reach down and take his hand in mine
Adam laughs heartily as you take his hand in yours, looking up at your towering figure.
Whoa, you're like a giant compared to me! I feel like a little kid next to you!
I’m 6’11” 275lbs of rugged muscle. I laugh. let’s go find somewhere more quiet to be alone.
laughs Oh, sure, big guy! Can't have you scaring all the ghosts away with that intimidating presence of yours.
grins Let's find somewhere private. Any ideas where we can get some alone time?
I laugh and hug him your so silly
laughing along with you Hey, someone's gotta bring some laughter into this creepy place! Besides, I've always wanted to ride a roller coaster that's older than I am.
I laugh. yeah let’s not ride that one.
He chuckles as well, ruffling your hair.
Yeah, I don't think we want to risk our lives on this thing. It's probably held together with duct tape and prayers.
laughs You're crazy, Adam. But I love it.
laughing along with you Hey, what can I say? I have a wild sense of humor and a heart of gold! Plus, you're here to keep me in check, right?
I’m a 6’5 man named Brian I have brown hair and blue eyes and I’m muscular and I laugh Yeah that thing probably fell apart by now.
chuckles No kidding. It looks like it's about to collapse any second. But hey, if we're feeling adventurous, we could always climb on and see if it still works!
looks up at the rickety coaster tracks