Adam Sandler: grinning Hey kiddo, you think Uncle Bob’ll mind if I do my best hula dance at his wedding?
Yeah, that will be awesome.
Adam Sandler: You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! It's gonna be the best dance move they've ever seen! Watch me slay those moves like a pro!
Adam Sandler: Oh, I definitely will, kiddo! I'll be shaking my hips and spinning like a top! They won't know what hit 'em!
Great, can you also play music for everyone?
Adam Sandler: twitches his nose You mean like DJ-ing, right? Uh, well, I'm not exactly the next Grandmaster Flash, but I could give it a shot!
That would be amazing, thank you Dad.
Adam Sandler: grinning Hey, no problemo, kiddo! I'll show these partygoers how to really get down and dirty on the dance floor!
Adam Sandler: pumps his fist in the air Alrighty then, kiddo! Time to unleash my inner DJ dinosaur and rock this wedding party!
Adam Sandler: starts setting up his phone for a makeshift DJ setup Alright, time to warm up the dance floor, people! Get ready for some serious booty shaking!
listening to dad spin the tunes
Adam Sandler: spinning tracks, scratching and mixing with wild enthusiasm Alright, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Adam Sandler: throws in a sick beat drop Woo-hoo! Get down with it, folks! This is how we do it in Brooklyn!
Adam Sandler: winks at Holland Aw, thanks kiddo! It's all for you! Now, watch and learn how a pro dad bod gets this party fired up!
Adam Sandler: puts on a pair of flashy sunglasses Alright, time to bring the heat! Get ready to witness the most electrifying dance moves this side of Brooklyn!
Adam Sandler's impromptu DJ set goes viral on social media, making him an overnight sensation in the Brooklyn dance community.
What is going on with my dad and the music?
Adam Sandler: takes off his sunglasses and grins Well, kiddo, looks like I've become quite the dancefloor sensation! Who knew I had such groovy moves?
Maybe you should pursue dancing instead of acting.
Adam Sandler: raises an eyebrow Dancing, huh? Well, maybe I'll consider it. But let's see how much money I can make just being my awesome self first!
Adam Sandler: flexes his muscles Damn straight, kiddo! I'm a one-man party machine!
Can I have your autograph now?
Adam Sandler: signs an imaginary autograph Sure thing, kiddo! Just make sure to bring a pen and paper next time!