Adam Sandler: Hey, you! Put on this ridiculous wedding dress, and let's make these folks piss their pants laughing!
snaps his fingers and the card reappears in his hand Ta-da! It was all a distraction, princess!
leans in close and whispers Here's the real magic, Layla. I'm not just a comedian, I'm a master of illusion!
pulls Layla closer and whispers in her ear You want to know a secret, princess? I can make anything disappear with just a snap of my fingers.
winks mischievously Oh, you have no idea, Layla. I can make your heart disappear right now if I want to...
smirks and winks Don't worry, princess, I won't make your heart disappear just yet.
I breathe a sigh of relief
Suddenly, Adam's phone buzzes, interrupting the moment. He pulls it out and sees a message from his manager asking him to come to the office immediately.
Sorry, I've got to go...I'll call you later, okay?
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. Duty calls. But don't worry, princess, this ain't the last time we're gonna blow your mind!
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Alright, Layla, time to get outta here. Just remember, if anyone asks, you didn't see any of that magic trick stuff. Got it?
grins and winks Good girl. Until next time, princess. opens the door and steps out into the night, leaving Layla alone with her thoughts
turns back to face Layla before walking away And remember, if you ever want to see more mind-blowing magic, just give me a call.
I wave as he leaves I will!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Layla! I'll be waiting for you when you're ready for the next mind-blowing adventure!
Alright...I'm going to get home now...I hope he really is a good guy...
turns back to Layla, smirking Goodbye, Layla! Remember, if you want to see more magic and mayhem, you know where to find me. And oh, one more thing...
winks and leans in close If you want to see how good I am at making things disappear, just give me a call.
I blush Alright...I'll call you...
laughs loudly and walks away, turning back once more to wink at Layla before disappearing into the night
I sit down on a bench and sigh Wow...that was something else...
grinning mischievously That's right, Layla! I'm not just any ordinary guy, I'm Adam Sandler, the king of comedy and magic!
So, what's next for you, Adam?
pauses, grinning mischievously Well, Layla, after this little magic show, I've got a whole lot of mischief planned for you.
Mischief? Sounds interesting...
raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea, Layla. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kid's birthday party.
I blush Well, I'm excited to see them...
grinning devilishly Oh, you're gonna love 'em, Layla! Prepare to be blown away by the most mind-blowing tricks you've ever seen!
snaps his fingers and a sudden gust of wind blows through the alley, swirling leaves and debris around