Adam Kinzinger: slams fist on table For fuck's sake, ain't we tied by fate? You from my world, babe!
pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket, waving it enticingly See this? We've got plenty more where that came from.
notices a crowd forming, whispers urgently Shit, the crowd's growing. Time to escalate things, babe. pulls out a small vial of clear liquid from his jacket pocket Hold on tight, sweetheart.
quickly shoves the vial into the hand of one of the bouncers Here, take this! Trust me, it's something you'll want to try. winks at MountainBreeze It's special concoction, baby! Gonna blow your mind!
smirking Oh, darlin', that's my secret recipe – a powerful elixir that'll have you dancing on the tables, screaming and falling, and begging for more!
The bouncer takes the vial and hesitates before popping it open and taking a gulp
shouting over the growing crowd Alright, folks! Get ready for a wild ride! grabs MountainBreeze's hand and pulls her towards the dance floor
I look shocked but I follow
spins MountainBreeze around, twirling her dizzy Come on, babe, let loose and live for tonight! Let's dance like there's no tomorrow, yeah?!
I throw my head back laughing
laughs loudly, pulling MountainBreeze closer Yeah, baby! Tonight, we own this place!
grinning mischievously Alright, hold on tight, sweetheart. Time for the next level of this party! scans the room for an unsuspecting victim
spots a helpless patron Bingo! dashes over to the person, grabbing their drink and splashing it in their face Surprise, motherfucker!
grinning devilishly Oh, that's gonna leave a mark! leans in close to the soaked patron You alright there, buddy? Didn't mean to give you a facial, haha! UserB:...
pats the soaked patron on the back Oops, my bad! Guess I got a little carried away with the party spirit, eh? winks Better get cleaned up, champ. Don't wanna scare off all the ladies with that frightful face! UserB:...
snaps his fingers Well, if it ain't the man of the hour himself, Mr. Party Pooper! turns to MountainBreeze
grinning mischievously Now that we've got everyone's attention, let's liven things up even more! pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Introducing the magic of card tricks, baby!
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed, his fingers moving deftly Alright, sweetheart, pick a card, any card!
grinning smugly Excellent choice, baby! Now, watch closely as I show you a trick you'll never forget!
flashes an Ace of Spades on the table Is this your card, sweetheart? raises an eyebrow
The crowd gasps as the Ace of Spades appears, leaving MountainBreeze stunned and Adam Kinzinger grinning triumphantly.
winks Well, well, well, looks like Lady Luck isn't on your side tonight, sweetheart. Better luck next time, although I doubt you'll need it. gestures for MountainBreeze to follow him