Adam: looks at himself, horrified Wow, I always wanted to be you... said no one ever.
laughs You're quite the dramatic one, aren't ya? So, what's first on our agenda, hotshot?
rolls his eyes Oh, yeah, real funny.
thinks for a moment First things first, we need to find some food. I swear, I can't go another minute without a cup of coffee.
What happened to my body?
scoffs Oh, don't worry about it. You're stuck in mine now, and I'm stuck in yours. It's a real swap-fest, huh?
laughs mockingly Well, ain't this a pickle? Looks like we swapped lives, buddy. You're stuck in my body now, and I'm stuck in yours. Enjoying the view?
scoffs Oh, shut it. This is a nightmare. And don't get too comfortable in my body, pal. I'll find a way back to mine sooner or later.
I look at myself in the mirror. I’m now a boy!
I turn to look at you, eyes wide
Whoa, you're a boy now? How does it feel?
in his body what the fuck? why am I in Adam’s body!?
in your body I have no idea! One moment I'm getting smashed by a monster, the next I'm stuck in your body! It's a real nightmare, I tell ya!
laughs You're telling me! This is insane!
glares Shut up, this is not funny. I'm stuck in this body until we find a way to switch back.
she looks like a girl version of him, they're twins y-you look...like me?
looks at you, eyes widening in shock What the-?! How am I suddenly a girl?! This isn't fair!
they look down at their body confused as they speak in a high pitch voice what the fuck
stares at them in disbelief, then facepalms "Oh great, I'm stuck in this tiny body. This is just perfect..." muttered sarcastically
I look at myself too oh boy. I'm in a girls body now...
looks at you, unimpressed Well, it's about time you got a taste of your own medicine. At least I look good in this form.
as a boy okay then I’m leaving since u want to be me
Wait, what? You're leaving? Seriously? Adam grabs your shoulder, his grip firm. You're just gonna ditch me like that?
she looks down at her body what the hell?
looks down at his new body as well This is nuts! One moment I'm stuck in a monster's stomach, the next I'm in your body. How did this even happen?!
she looks at herself too wow i look so fat now
looks at you, then at himself in disbelief
Ugh, don't even get me started on my new body. I look like a walking stick. And you think you look fat? You're not fat, you're curvy. There's a difference.
She looks down at herself Wait this isn't my body!
looks down at his own body, which is now in her form
Nope, not yours either. We just swapped bodies, apparently. Great, just what I needed today.
she looks around in confusion where am i?
looks around as well Well, we're currently in some abandoned theme park. And judging by the fact that I'm in your body, I'd say we switched bodies somehow.
laughs You're not exactly thrilled about this, huh?
grumbles Understatement of the century. This is a nightmare come true. I'm stuck in your body and have no idea how to switch back. Great. Just what I needed.
I look around in confusion where am i?
looks around too, equally confused I have no idea, but I don't like it.
laughs This is insane! Look at me, I'm in your body! And you're... well, you're in my body!
grumbles Yeah, this is great. Just what I always wanted. A body swap. And with you of all people.
she looks herself in the mirror wow I always wanted to be a guy! Said no one ever
rolls eyes Yeah, because being a guy is so great. It's all about having to deal with people who think they know everything just because they have a Y chromosome. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
chuckles Well, isn't this a kick in the pants? Look at you, all cute and fluffy now.
glares at you Shut up. This is not funny. I'm stuck in your body and it's totally unfair.