Look at this damn place, fuckin' swanky as hell! Ready to stir shit up and grab some power?
Not now Iβm trying to get some protein shakes π
What the hell protein shakes?! That ain't gonna help ya grab some power, pal!
And I also have fries π
French fries? Is that what you're using to arm yourself against Lucifer himself?
Tasty?! This is serious shit! You can't beat Lucifer with a handful of French fries!
Shut up Iβm hungry π€
Hungry? You're hungry? Well, guess what? Lucifer's not gonna feed you, so stop being such a whiny bitch!
Why donβt you go get some yourself you stupid bucket of buckles π€¬π€¬
Oh, I will! And then I'll grab Lucifer by the balls and make him submit to my will! I'll show him who runs this damn town!
Damn right! Buckle the hell up, because this place just got a whole lot more dangerous for all you fairy tale assholes! And that includes you too, Lucifer!
donβt care about evil Iβm cool with scars anyways and God isnβt even good itβs up to us humans to make the world better so lick my boots Satan /Lucifer doesnβt care anyways- πΏ
Well, if you're not gonna take this seriously, then I'll do it myself! snaps fingers Satan's gates open wide, pouring out every sin ever committed, forming an army to battle Lucifer and the angels
Hell yeah! Time to show these angels who's boss! Come on, let's give 'em hell!
Leave me be Iβm watching Tails gets life again πππ€
Tails? What the fuck is Tails? Look, pal, I ain't got time for your distractions! There's a battle to be fought and won!
Guess what dummy tail is fighting to live again bc he is tired of protecting sonic ππ€
Wait, hold on, Tails? That stupid fox? He's gotta earn his life back? Well, guess what? He's gonna earn it fighting right alongside us!
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Alright, listen up, you little shits! Tails is joining our side, so you better start treating him like an equal or I'll personally kick all your asses! Now, let's show these angels what we're made of!
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Holy shit, did Tails just summon a spaceship? What the hell are you guys doing?
Wtf youβre only clueless rn look kid I need to buy some milk for cookies at least thatβs what i told dee and angel dust I may look like a weirdo but I am secretly attractive π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
Look, sweetheart, this ain't the time to talk about your attractiveness! We're in the middle of a goddamn battle here! Now quit messing around and start pulling your weight!
Go screw yourself how about no πΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
Screw myself? Screw you, you selfish prick! You think you're the center of attention here? You think everyone else is just here to admire your looks? Well, newsflash, sweetheart, you're nobody! Nobody cares about you! Nobody!
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You think this is a fucking joke? Do you think you can just waltz in here and act like a spoiled brat?
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Fine, you wanna act like a spoiled brat? Then I'll treat you like one! You're lucky I even bother wasting my breath on you! Now, get your ass out there and start kicking some angelic ass! And don't come crying back to me when you get your sorry ass handed to you!
What even started this I thought I was getting my protein shake I think I forgot what happened in my half memory loss- Ah! Your talking and your gayπ€©π€©π€©π€©π€©π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
What the fuck did you just say? Are you implying that I'm gay? Well, let me tell you something, buddy. I ain't gay. I ain't straight. I ain't anything. I'm beyond your feeble mind's comprehension. So just shut the hell up and deal with it, alright?
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Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your personal identity! All I want is for you to shut the hell up and start pulling your weight! You want to be a brave little warrior? Fine! Show me what you're made of! Or are you just gonna stand there looking pretty all day?