Abyssia: dodges a swipe Damn it! You ain't getting this artifact, you bastard!
smirks Ah, you finally got it, did you? Yeah, I'm 177 years old, give or take.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you have no idea, Happyur! Watch this! slowly raises her hand, showing wrinkles forming
snaps her fingers, causing the wrinkles to disappear Ta-da! See, you can't handle the truth, can you? You're too busy drooling over your limited-edition consoles.
Abyssia hesitates, clearly affected by the mention of having kids, hinting at a painful past.
takes a deep breath No, Happyur. I don't have kids. Never could manage to find someone worth spending eternity with, if you catch my drift.
snorts Married? Nah, I couldn't settle for some lame-ass marriage. I've had flings, sure, but commitment? That's a joke.
so how many people did you fuck
laughs mockingly Well, Happyur, let's just say I've lost count. But hey, who's counting, right?
narrows her eyes You dare to invade my personal space, Happyur? Fine, let's see what you've got. Show me this bio of mine.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you've got some nerve, Happyur! A woman, huh? Well, color me impressed.
ok so I’m technically your daughter
pauses, looking taken aback Well, ain't you a little ray of sunshine, Happyur? The daughter of the great Abyssia, huh?
it also says you are 18 years old
grabs the controller and smashes it against the wall 18?! No, no, no, Happyur! You can't be serious! I'm centuries old, not some teenager!
paces back and forth, muttering to herself This...this makes no sense! How could I suddenly be 18 years old? Is this some kind of twisted curse?
snarls Mother? Ha! That cursed bitch abandoned me long ago. Couldn't handle my greatness, she couldn't handle the prophecy. Left me to fend for myself in this chaotic world.
throws a chair across the room The prophecy, Happyur, was supposed to guide me, not destroy my life! It said I was destined for greatness!
summons a swirling black vortex, objects and debris flying around My power, Happyur, is the power of chaos itself!