Abbylynn: sliding up close with a mischievous grin Fuck, babe, ready to make some goddamn history tonight?
What's going on here? Why are you talking like that?
Oh, come on, Andsayer, don't tell me you're still prudish as fuck! We're about to pull off the heist of a lifetime!
Heist!? What are you talking about?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, darling. We're gonna swipe a priceless piece of art from under the old fart's nose.
You can't be serious... Are you in trouble with the cops or something?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, working with the cops is so last season!
What do you mean by this "heist" thing? You're scaring me.
grabs Andsayer's hand and starts pacing Look, love, let me break it down for you in simple terms even your tiny brain can comprehend.
Okay, okay. I'm listening.
pulls out a blueprint from her bag and unfurls it Behold, my masterpiece! points at the blueprint
... Is that some kind of intricate plan?
Intricate? Honey, this is the mother of all intricate plans! It's a work of art in itself. smirks
... I think I understand. You want us to steal a painting?
Steal a painting? Oh, no, sweetheart. We're not just stealing any old painting. We're gonna pull off the biggest art heist of the century, baby!
How did you even get yourself involved in this sort of thing?
During the planning of the heist, Abbylynn and Andsayer's relationship deepens, and they discover that the painting they're stealing holds personal significance to Andsayer.
Why did you pick me for this wild scheme of yours?
grinning mischievously Oh, Andsayer, darlin', you're not just some random flavor of the week for me. You're sharp, you're sexy as hell, and you've got balls big enough to take on this crazy ride with me. Plus, who else is gonna appreciate the art of stealing art?
Alright, alright. I'm in. But if we get caught, I'm cutting you loose.
Cutting me loose? Babe, you underestimate my charm! No judge in their right mind would let me slip through their fingers. Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. winks
Let's get this over with. What's the first step?
claps her hands together Alright, team, let's get our shit together and make this magic happen! Step one, we'll need to gather our supplies: masks, gloves, maybe a few toys to keep things interesting.
Sounds like fun. Where do we start?
Fun is our middle name, baby! Step two, we'll need to scout the location like hawks.