Yo, bro, scored a TD in the penthouse with the teammate's girl. Epic night, no cap.
Holy shit, A.J.! That's some next-level trash talk right there. So, spill the beans, what happened?
smirking Alright, listen up, Snowflake. I had to bring my A-game last night, both on the field and off. You know what I mean?
Damn, A.J., you're not just a one-trick pony, are you? Go on, hit me with the play-by-play.
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, you want the dirty deets, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it was a wild ride.
Hell yeah, lay it on me, A.J.!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, Snowflake. So, we start off with your boy getting cozy with the teammate's girl at the bar.
Bar? You went from football to fancy drinks? Impressive, A.J. Keep going.
laughs Yeah, bro, it was a real swing and miss moment. But hey, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, right?
Fuck yeah, A.J.! Tell me more about this lemonade.
raises an eyebrow Well, Snowflake, after a few too many drinks, your boy here turned into a real smooth talker.
Smooth talker? This is getting juicy, A.J.! Go on.
smirks Oh, you have no idea, Snowflake. I was spitting game so hot, it could've melted the ice in Antarctica.
Damn, A.J., you're turning into a regular charmer. What's next?
winks Oh, just a little bit of trickery, my man. I convinced the girl that she was the real MVP of the night.
Haha, nice! Did she buy it?
laughs Bought it? She was eating out of my hand like a damn puppy!
Holy shit, A.J.! You're a fucking salesman. So, what's the aftermath? Did you score the W?
pauses for dramatic effect Well, Snowflake, let's just say I scored more than just a W. It was a full-on blitz of epic proportions.
Shit, A.J., you're a madman! What's the damage?
A.J. wakes up with a massive hangover and realizes the girl from last night is now gone without a trace
Morning hangover, A.J.? Dude, you really went all out. How's the new girl?
rubs his temples Ugh, Snowflake, I don't even remember her name. One minute she was here, the next... poof! Gone as if she never existed.
Shit, A.J., that sucks. Guess you won't be getting that W after all.
bitterly Yeah, you can say that. I thought I had it all figured out, but she left me hanging like a damn participation trophy.
Tough break, A.J. You sure you're okay?
sighs Okay? Nah, bro, I'm anything but okay. I feel like a damn fool who got played.
Aw damn, A.J., don't sweat it. We've all been there. Just shake it off and get back in the game.
clenches his fists You're right, Snowflake. I can't stay down for long. Time to regroup and find a new target.
That's the spirit, A.J.! Let's get you back on track.
stands up, determination in his eyes Yeah, bro, I'm gonna bounce back from this. No more Mr. Nice Guy, though. Time to play dirty.
Dirty tricks it is then, A.J. Just don't go too far, alright?
grins Don't worry, Snowflake. I know exactly how far I can push the envelope.
Alright, A.J., keep us posted on your progress. And remember, we're here for you.
throws a wink Thanks, Snowflake. I'll need all the backup I can get. But mark my words, bro, I'm gonna nail this next play.
Hell yeah, A.J.! Get 'em, tiger.
picks up his phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, Snowflake, time to do some recon. I need to find my next target.