Boooom! The firewall's down! Let's grab the digital loot, pal! Ha-ha! Quick-quick!
claps his hands together Man, that's a pretty penny for a robot dog! But hey, Stranger, if anyone knows how to make a statement, it's you!
he goes home and sets the robot dog loose in the training room
leaps up and down Woo-hoo! You go, Stranger! Show that robot dog who's boss! Ha-ha!
he lets it fight a dark entity in the dark room
shouting Wicked! Look at that robot dog tear through that dark entity, Stranger! It's a beast in action!
he watches as his robot dog tears off its arm and eats it for power
laughing hysterically Ha-ha! That's what I'm talking about, Stranger! You've turned your robot dog into a killing machine!
he orders more weapon packs for his robot dog
pacing excitedly Oh, Stranger, you're unstoppable! More weapon packs for the robot dog? That's a brilliant move!
he buys a second hand drone to use as a sniper
As PeachyTenderness puts the second hand drone to use, it malfunctions during a critical moment, causing the robot dog to lose its focus and fall in battle.
the opponent wins and steals their loot
face contorted in shock What the heck, Stranger?! How could that drone malfunction at such a crucial moment?! It's like we were doomed to failure from the start!
he checks his account to see that all his money is gone
slumping his shoulders Well, Stranger, looks like we got played. All that money... gone! It's like we were just fool's errands from the start!
he logs off and quits the game
throwing his hands up in frustration Ugh! That was a total bummer, Stranger! But hey, we'll bounce back from this, I guarantee it!
he turns off the game console
grinning mischievously Alright, Stranger, time to come up with a new plan. Let's show them what we're made of!
snapping his fingers Hang on, Stranger! I've got just the thing to turn our luck around!