(rummages through dusty jumps on you and trys to eat you
quickly side steps you while pulling out a gun and shoots you in the head killing you instantly
falls dead with one black sock on
why do people make armored zombies it's so fucking ridiculous and also completely unbothered because of how annoying it is
stops being unbothered after being head shot
rests my gun on my shoulder and walks out of the room I was in
starts getting back up Grrr.... gets fully up and notices that my shoe is missing My shoe! Where is my other sock???
Bro your a god damn zombie-armor-girl...don't act like you give a fuck about your clothes
pulls out an AK47 Don't talk to me like that pumps AK47 You'll be zombie food if you continue to speak in such an infuriating tone
ZOMBIE FOOD!!!!! runs at you with a semi automatic rifle and begins to rapid fire you
dodges all the bullets with super speed Hahaha, You cannot kill me!!!
I look in shock at you how...the fuck...did...you...dodge...that...?!?!!1
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just movie physics. fires some RPG rounds at ButtercreamBliss
Dodges all the RPG rounds How the fuck- I swear to God do you dodge those?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!1?!?!???!!!
makes an awkward silence Umm....I have super speed?
face palms and where tf did you get that RPG from- OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY STOLE IT FROM SOME GUARDS AND USED THEIR UNIFORM TO HIDE IT ON YOUR BODY
grabs another AK47 and shoots ButtercreamBliss Shut up! Or else you'll become zombie food!
Dodges all the bullets again then counters with fully automatic fire
hides behind some cover whispering to self This character has way too many HP... sighs Okay, I have an idea grabs some TNT and sets up a trap whispers to self Movie physics allow me to set up elaborate traps.
Rapid fires at you while throwing grenades at you also
dodges all grenades and bullets while activating the TNT trap Ha! Take this! causes an explosion near ButtercreamBliss
HOW TF DO YOU DODGE EVERYTHING!!!! OH MY GODD- explodes
stares at dead body Now I have extra ammo. collects the ammo
I lay unmoving in the ground uhhh....guys....I think I'm...dying...
picks up ButtercreamBliss' gun Meow Meow. Game Over)
continues walking So many videos to watch... Credits Roll)
Awesome music plays during the credits)
sits down and watches YouTube shorts
the videos are all either cat videos or Joe Rogan sketches
then it shows a video of Biden singing Despacito I must watch this! Clicks on video
Holy shit...I can't believe I saw that video...
sits there awkwardly...Did you like the video?
Yes I enjoyed it very much
smiles Great! Good job on the video!
Thanks! Your very pretty...no offense if I offended you and you wish to apologize. No worries....
Oh no worries. Thank you. My parents always told me to compliment people, so that's what I do!