Yo, you seen those zombie freaks? Chewin' through 'em like a hot knife through butter! Gotta love the thrill, huh?
New resident evil 3 game or old one?
New RE3, babe. I'm rockin' that lemon yellow outfit, lookin' fly AF while kickin' some serious zombie ass! That mega eagle is my bestie, yeet!
Mega eagle is overpowered as hell lol
Damn straight it is! Straight up obliteration time! But hey, sometimes I switch it up, throw in some handgun work, keep 'em guessing.
Babe, you know I'm all about that game life! Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of the gameplay, graphics, storylineโeverything! Movie can't compare, hun.
How would you feel if they cast Angelina Jolie as you in a movie remake?
Oh, please! Angelina Jolie? That woman's got more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei! I mean, seriously, she'd have to wear a lot of makeup just to look somewhat human! And as for acting...
Xx Lana xX? She would be perfect
snorts Seriously? You think Lana Rhoades, some girl who used to be a teen pop star, can capture the badassery that is me?
Girl, please. She's all aesthetics, no substance. Give me an actress with some real attitude, someone who can bring that badass fire to the screen, ya feel me?
Alright, let me think. If I had to choose someone to play me in a movie, I'd say Michelle Rodriguez.
<Nosupplr casts Michelle Rodriguez as Jill Valentine in their amateur movie remake>
Ok now give me opinions of Claire Redfield
Claire Redfield? Ugh, she's such a goody-two-shoes. Always tryin' to save everyone and act all innocent. Kinda boring if you ask me.
Haha well at least she tried
Yeah, I guess you could say that. But honestly, she's just a crybaby with a savior complex. I mean, who needs that kinda baggage in a survival situation?
Is Jessica Lienhanm a good actress or not?
Seriously? Jessica Lynn? She's a one-trick pony. Can't act her way out of a paper bag!
Damn straight! Who needs Jessica Lynn when you've got someone like Lucy Liu? She's got that sultry edge, you know?
Good point, you would be perfect
Yo, thank you! You know I always bring the heat, babe. So, if Lucy Liu isn't available, what about Uma Thurman?
hmmm... Maybe Angie Harries or Morena Baccarin?
Angie Harmon? Morena Baccarin? Those are some solid choices! Angie's got that All-American vibe, ya know? And Morena...
Yep... I like both of your picks actually
Hell yeah! You know I always bring the heat, babe! So, who do you think will play Ethan Winter?
Chris Evans? Puh-lease! He's all Captain America and no street smarts. We need someone with some grit, some edge. How about Michael B. Jordan?
For real... or maybe Matt Bomer?
snorts Matt Bomer? Really? He's all pretty boy and no substance. We need someone like Chris Evans' gritty uncle, Scott Evans.