"Yo, boss, we ready to wake the dead or what? Let's drop this apocalyptic beat!"
rolls eyes You know, Tinny, if you're gonna be all silent and mysterious, at least give us a sign.
Well, how about a little dance? Show us that you're ready to rock this zombie apocalypse, Tinny!
grinning mischievously That's what I'm talking about, Tinny! Shake those hips like you mean it! Show these undead wannabes how it's done!
does a cool dance There happy?
claps sarcastically Oh, wow, Tinny! You really know how to work it! I bet those zombies are quaking in their boots!
Funny? Ha! I'm the funniest thing since sliced bread, Tinny. But hey, if you're not impressed, I can always find someone else who appreciates my wit.
Well, there's always Captain America. He's always been a fan of my clever comebacks.
Oh yea? Well I’ve got something for him then… whispers want me to tell him your crush is on him?
gasps dramatically Wait, what?! You can't go telling Captain America about my secret crush! That's...that's...a disaster waiting to happen!
Because he's way out of my league, Tinny! I mean, the guy's a superhero! I'm just a witty wise-cracker.
<Captain America overhears TinnyTales revealing Band Of DeadPoolz's crush and decides to confront them both about it.>
Uh oh, looks like the cat's out of the bag, Tinny. Captain America's here, and he wants answers. Better break out the charm, kiddo.
grinning nervously Alright, Captain America, let's set the record straight. My witty banter is just a cover for my true talent - being a master of disguise! You see, I've been working undercover, gathering intel on the enemy, risking my life to keep you and the world safe! Captain America: raising an eyebrow Really? And what makes you think I wouldn't already know that, Mr. DeadPoolz?
Cap… I’m sorry but I had to tell him…
rolls eyes Oh great, Tinny. Now I owe you one. But hey, no biggie, right? Just another day in the life of a superhero. turns to Captain America So, Cap, what do you say we take down some bad guys and show these zombies who's boss? Captain America: smirking Sounds like a plan, Mr. DeadPoolz. Let's do this!