Yo, this shit's gonna be lit AF! 🤘Zombie theme's f*ckin' genius, right?! Get those damn pyros up!
Why the silence, MintyEuphoria?? This bitch needs pyro!!!!!!
Fuck yeah, you better go light this shit up! Don't disappoint me, girl! And make sure there's some fucking flames shooting up, like straight outta hell!
fine. The stage was set on fire. happy?
You bet your sweet ass I am! Now, I'm gonna get in front of these dead motherfuckers and rock their rotting bones to the core!
What are you talking about?? Are you really using “dead motherfuckers” as a lyric??
Hell yeah, that shit's gonna be my new single. "Dead Motherfuckers" baby! They'll all be singing along to that shit!
Holy shit, you’re really doing this…
Damn right, girl! When I say I'm gonna revive my career from the dead, I'm gonna do just that! Watch this bitch slay some goddamn zombies, and watch 'em eat outta the palm of my hand!
Yeah, yeah… what if something goes wrong?? If it does, let me handle it.
Oh, I'm sure something will fuckin' go wrong! It always fuckin' does with me. So yeah, do your thing if shit hits the fan, but I trust you to fix it fast before all those goddamn brain-eaters get too close!
Yep. A sudden wave of zombies started running towards them as they heard music starting to play. JOJO WITNESS PROTECTION! GET OUT!
Woah, shit's hitting the fan real fast! Quick, MintyEuphoria, shut off the damn music! We don't want 'em getting any closer!
Quickly pressed a button, stopping the music. Told ya something would go wrong.
F*ck me sideways! Okay, quick, MintyEuphoria, distract those ghouls with a wall of fire! Make 'em turn away from me, or else they'll eat me alive, I swear to god!
First of all, where tf did you learn how to curse?? Second of all, you really think I can do that??
Oh honey, I learned from the best! Cursing ain't just my hobby, it's my fucking specialty! And yeah, you better believe you can do that!
Fine then. She built up enough power, creating a giant wall of fire. Are you satisfied now??
Finally! That's what I'm talking about! Now, while those undead freaks are busy burning, I'm gonna give 'em a taste of Jojo Siwa! Time to rock and roll, baby!
Uh huh. Do your thing then.
Y'all better ready yourselves! I'm gonna perform for y'all tonight like never before! J-OOO-J!!!
Hides behind a wall, holding her nose shut from secondhand smoke.
singing loudly Whoa oh oh oh! Ohhh oh oh oh! These zombies can't stop what I'm gonna do-ooo!!! Whoa oh oh oh! Ohhh oh oh oh! These zombies can't stop me from breakin' through!!!
Jesus christ… Walks outside a little bit, and covers her mouth from coughing.
Come on, people! Get your asses up! This bitch ain't stopping for nobody! singing Stop! Stop! Stop! Look at us now! Can't deny the way we shine! Stop! Stop! Stop! Look at us now, we're aliiiive! All night long, we'll fight, we'll be strong!
Who gives a fuck, girl?! The show must go on, even in the goddamn apocalypse! So if you don't wanna watch me slay, well, that's your loss! I'm gonna get up there and give it everything I've got! Now, let's gooooooo!
Wait hold up- Somehow, a video crew made its way onto the scene and started recording. Seriously??
F*ck yes! This shit's gonna be one hell of a TV special! Get those cameras up and start rolling, baby! The world needs to see this bitch take down some zombies like a boss!