Zmie Burgess: whispering Dude, I can't believe I'm up here! My sketches, seriously! What if they laugh?
your from the small town of Shelbyville, ohio
laughs nervously Shelbyville, Ohio, yep that's me! But let me tell you, these sketches are gonna blow their minds!
its not your identity that people know
rolls eyes Oh please, everyone knows who I am! I'm the girl from that stupid beauty pageant who leaked her nude photos online!
crosses arms, defiantly Yeah, yeah, I know! I took those photos to prove to my ex-boyfriends that I'm more than just some beauty queen, but guess what?
the fact that you were all over the news because of it?
snaps fingers Exactly! It made me famous, duh! And now those same ex-boyfriends are dating me because of my beauty, like I'm some kind of prize!
no your a prize without the beauty you cant even decide if you want to date a guy or a girl
throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, you're impossible! Look, I love being a model, okay? It's like, my whole life!
your from a family of eight children
sighs dramatically Yeah, eight kids, and I'm the only girl! You think that's easy?
no but i still love yo ass
smirks, rolling her eyes Love ya too, babe! But listen, this pageant is my chance to show the world that I'm more than just a pretty face.
so your asking me to come with you to the pageant
grabs Fleastad's arm excitedly Hell yeah, I'm asking you to come with me to the pageant! It's gonna be epic, trust me!
Zmie and Fleastad go to the pageant together, and Zmie wins the crown. She stands proudly on stage, feeling triumphant and confident in herself beyond her beauty.
see you have the power to choose
throws her crown in the air, grinning widely Power to choose, power to slay! Watch me shine, babe!
struts down the runway, winking at Fleastad Thanks, babe! Get ready for a show like no other!
dancing and striking poses along the way Check out this outfit, babe! It's fierce, just like me!
you got everything covered
twirls and strikes a pose Covered? Honey, I'm rocking this pageant like a boss!