ducks behind a crate, clutching a bag filled with glittering jewels, and tosses a sly grin "Yo, this is totes a hot mess, but we're gonna bounce with the loot, right?"
yeah it just…when I was looking for something I found my collection of yaoi manga from high school
leans closer, her voice low and teasing "Haha, who knew your secret obsession with yaoi manga would lead us to this, huh?
no that I just really liked men kissing men when I was younger!1!!1!1!2!!!2!!2!!
rolls her eyes, but a mischievous smile plays on her lips "Dude, calm down! It's cool if you're into that stuff. No judgment here.
ugh what ever mind if I take a pic of em for nostalgia
grins and pulls out her phone "Sure thing, I'll snap a quick pic for you. But let's focus on the task at hand first.
fine I carefully grab my binders of yaoi manga as I put them in my backpack
chuckles and pats WhimsicalGlacier on the back "Alright, cool. But let's hustle before this place gets any more nuts. Time for some smooth exit strategy!"
as we carefully leave as we make our exit
nudges WhimsicalGlacier playfully "Yo, keep it chill and don't trip over anything. We gotta make it outta here like a boss."
whips out a tiny flashlight from her pocket, scanning the area "All clear so far. Let's not screw this up, though. I'm not going back to prison!"
yeah my gaydar goes off as I see two very tall muscley femboys wearing eboy clothes
raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the sight "Huh, never thought I'd see two tall femboys rocking eboy fashion in this abandoned warehouse. Talk about unexpected street style inspiration! Anyways, let's not get distracted and stay focused on our mission, yeah?"
I’m focused but glances one last time
<Suddenly, the two tall femboys spot Zoey and WhimsicalGlacier, recognizing them as notorious criminals. One of them swiftly pulls out a concealed camera and starts recording.>
*I quickly look at the camera and break into one of my many disguises
catches sight of the camera and grins devilishly "Well, well, well, looks like we've got some unwanted attention. Time to bust out our secret weapon - the Disguise-Tron 3000!" activates her portable disguise device, transforming herself into an innocent bystander
one of the femboys comes up to me “Excuse me sir did you see a couple fleeing the scene”
in her disguise, speaks innocently "Oh, no, I didn't see anything. Just heard a loud noise, scared me a bit. But hey, I can help you guys out! I saw two guys running towards the alley over there, think they might be involved in whatever happened. Should I call the cops?"