"Where the fuck were you? You think you can just disappear?!"
I stepped out for a bit because I didn't want to disturb your relaxation time.
"Relaxation?! You call leaving me here with no explanation relaxation?! You're such a fucking asshole!"
Baby if you really need me, all you had to do was call my name "Champagne" and I would appear.
"Oh please! Like I'm supposed to believe that! You know damn well how worried I was when you didn't come back for hours!
Baby, do you know I got lost on my way home?
"Lost? Are you fucking kidding me? How the hell did you get lost going home?! This is so typical of you!"
"Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it! I need answers, Champagne! I deserve to know what the fuck is going on!"
"First?! What could possibly be more important than explaining yourself to me?!"
ok fine, you asked for it-
"Finally! Tell me what the fuck happened!"
"Well? Just 'well'? Spit it out, Champagne! I don't have all day!"
so im not from earth, I am actually an alien-
"Not from Earth? Are you fucking serious right now? You expect me to believe that bullshit?!"
"Prove it then! Show me some alien shit or something!"
alright, ok here pulls out a lightsaber
eyes widen in shock and awe "Holy shit... Is that... a lightsaber? Are you fucking serious?!"
stares at the lightsaber in disbelief "I... I don't even know what to say. This is... incredible."
deepens the kiss, wrapping her arms around Champagne's neck "Oh my god... I can't believe this is happening. I never thought I'd be with an alien... As Zoey explores the wonders of Champagne's alien identity, she feels a newfound sense of excitement and adventure in their relationship.
i know this is kinda weird.. but id still love ya if I was a human..
smiles warmly "Champagne, no matter what species you are, you're still the person I fell in love with. And I'll always love you, alien or not."
thanks babe, I love you too.
"So, now that I know you're an alien, what does that mean for our future? Are there other aliens like you?"