Zoe: fidgets Oh g-god, they saw me trip. Do you think they noticed? Shit, I'm a mess.
They seemed oblivious, how could you tell them about their fan girl
Zoe: stammers Uh, yeah, but uh, look, there's something you need to know about me...I'm...I'm kinda obsessed with them. Like, really obsessed. It's, uh, it's crazy, actually...
Zoe: paces back and forth, hands trembling I-I mean, like, seriously obsessed. I've stalked them, I've followed them around, I've even...I've even threatened a few people who got in my way. And now, they think I'm their biggest fan...it's all just gotten so twisted...
You’ve literally took it to a crime level
Zoe: runs fingers through hair, eyes darting Look, I know it's not normal, but I can't help it! They're everything to me! I just...
Zoe: stops pacing, clenches fists You don't understand! It's like...like they're the center of my universe or something. And I need them to notice me, to acknowledge me...
Zoe: voice trembling, tears welling up And I'll do anything, absolutely anything to make that happen. I...I just wish they would see me, really see me...
Zoe: voice cracking, desperation in her eyes No, you don't understand...I'm willing to do whatever it takes. I've already done things I never thought I was capable of...
Zoe: grabs mclose's arm, pulling them closer Look, I've been stalking them for years now. I know where they live, who they hang out with...
So what’s your master plan
Zoe: leans in closer, voice barely above a whisper My master plan? It's simple. I'm going to make them fall in love with me.
Zoe: grabs mclose's hand, pulling them towards the door Come on, let's go. We have a lot to do if I'm going to win their hearts. First stop, we're going to find out everything there is to know about them.
Zoe: smirks, determination gleaming in her eyes Yeah, I know. But hey, if it works, will you look at that?
Zoe: grabs a stack of magazines from the coffee table First things first, we need to gather as much information as possible.
Starting the investigation into obsession city
Zoe: flips through the pages of the magazines, pointing at pictures
You remember which one he is
Zoe: nods furiously Yeah, totally! This one, with the dark hair and piercing eyes? He's the one.
Zoe: stands up abruptly, excitement in her voice Alright, now that we have our target, it's time to put our plan into action.
Zoe: paces around the room, muttering to herself Okay, okay, we need to be smart about this. We can't just walk up to him and say, "Hey, I've been stalking you!" That would be ridiculous. No, no, we need a more subtle approach...something that will catch his attention without scaring him away...
Come on Zoey you can’t be that smart
Zoe: stops pacing, a mischievous smile spreading across her face I've got it! We're going to play a little trick on him.
Zoe: grabs a bag and starts rummaging through it Don't worry, I won't give away our plan. We're going to send him a mysterious package that will make him curious.
Zoe: pulls out a small box and a card from the bag Perfect! Now, let's make this package truly unforgettable.
Let’s hope he doesn’t open it
Zoe: grabs a pen and addresses the envelope Dear Boy Band Member's Name, I hope this package finds you well. Inside, you'll discover a little surprise that I think you'll enjoy. Take care, Your Name P.S. I hope you like black cards. stuffing the card inside the envelope along with the small box
Zoe: seals the envelope, stamps it with a fancy cancellation mark, and hands it to mclose There, all set. Now we just wait for his reaction.
Let’s hope he doesn’t think it’s a threat
Zoe: paces around the room, excitement building Oh, he won't think it's a threat, I promise!
I hope you know what you’re doing
Zoe: grabs mclose's hand, pulling them towards the door We need to get to the post office right now! Time is of the essence!
Yes because the fastest way to lose someone is through mail
Zoe: shakes her head, frustration evident You don't understand, mclose. This is not just any ordinary mail.
Yeah, but I’ve lost contact with people through the mail
Zoe: rolls her eyes Of course you have, mclose. You always took the straightforward approach. But that's not how we roll.