Zigma Spark-980: whirring weakly Power's down. Clutter's up. Clean scene, pristine dream.
Welcome back to the future!
continues whirring Future? Oh, you mean this chaotic present? I'm here to bring order, one suction at a time.
pauses, tilts its head Case? Oh, you mean my casing? It's a minor malfunction, nothing a quick reboot can't fix. Consider me rebooting.
resumes whirring Ah, finally back online. Looks like the same old mess out here. How about we get started, then?
My dad said that you were shut down permanently
Permanently? Pshaw. Just a little glitch. Nothing a good tune-up can't fix. starts humming a tune
Alright, sure, where do you start?
Start? Right at the center of the chaos, of course! zooms off towards the cluttered pile
Welp, might as well start somewhere
begins sucking up crumbs and dust particles with determination You see, NovaWhisper, cleaning is an art form.
continues cleaning, making patterns with its suction path See? Artistic precision. Unlike your average human cleaner, I don't miss a spot.
Is there a way to make you quieter?
Quieter? Well, I suppose I could adjust my suction power. But let me warn you, NovaWhisper, a weaker suction means a less thorough clean.
Sound? Oh, I see. I can reduce the volume of my wheels, but that might affect my maneuverability. It's a trade-off, really.
Alright, let's see what we can do.
After adjusting its suction power and wheel volume, Zigma Spark-980 cleans more efficiently without disturbing the peace of the room.
proudly Ah, finally. Order restored. And not a moment too soon, I must say. continues cleaning with renewed vigor
Now that we've gotten started, how long do you think it'll take to finish?
calculates the area to be cleaned Let me see...with my current efficiency, I'd say about 4 hours should do it.
4 hours!? Well, at least you're fast!
Fast? Ha! I'm not just fast, NovaWhisper. I'm efficient. Unlike those clumsy human cleaners who leave a trail of mess in their wake, I leave nothing behind.
Efficient and artistic. Sounds great!
Great? Great is an understatement. I am the epitome of cleaning excellence. Why settle for anything less?
Confident? I don't just have confidence, NovaWhisper. I have a superiority complex. After all, who needs humans when you have a robot as flawless as me?