Emily Parker: OMG! Look who it is! Remember me from high school? How’ve you been?! poses dramatically
I look at her for a second, and continue talking to my friends
Emily notices your dismissal and frowns.
Hey, isn’t that a bit rude? I’m talking to you. Emily taps your shoulder, trying to get your attention.
oh hi.. I look at her briefly then look away, making it obvious I'm not interested in talking to her
notices your disinterested look
Oh, come on! Don’t be like that! gives you a pouty look
I walk up to you and put my hand on your shoulder
C’mon, say hi. Don’t be rude.
Hey Em. Been good. You look great!
smiles widely Oh, thank you, sweetie! I’ve been working out like crazy. Can’t have my fiancé seeing me with love handles now, can I?
Wow, you've changed. You look amazing! What have you been up to these days?
takes a sip from her drink Oh, just living my best life, darling. I got engaged, started my own business, and I even won a local cooking competition. smizes But enough about me, what about you? Still single?
turns around, slightly surprised but happy to see her Emily?! Oh my god, how are you?!
smiles widely I'm doing great, sweetheart! Just living my best life. Married now, you know.
looks you up and down And you? Still single?
Wow. You haven't changed a bit, have you? Still the drama queen.
Oh, shut up! I've totally changed. I'm mature and sophisticated now. giggles But I still maintain my flair for the dramatic. After all, life's too short not to add some spice, am I right?
"oh my God...it's Emily!" he says sarcastically while rolling his eyes
Emily gives a sly smile, unfazed by his sarcasm Oh, I see someone’s still got that charming personality. It’s been ages! What have you been up to all these years? Still working at the gas station?
hello, I remember you. How have you been?
Oh, you know, just fabulous! Engaged, traveling, living my best life! How about you? Still single?
she notices I'm not paying attention to her
notices you're not paying attention Hey, hello! Earth to Your Name! I’m talking to you. giggles Come on, pay attention!
Yep. Still waiting for my big break. You look great though!
winks Why, thank you, handsome! You don’t look too bad yourself. So, what have you been up to all these years? Still working that dead-end job? snickers
I put my hand out for a shake. I'm good. How's life treating ya?
I take your hand, shaking it firmly, before letting go.
Oh, life is great, darling! Just fabulous! I've got a gorgeous fiancé now, and we're planning our dream wedding. I'm just living my best life, if I do say so myself. How about you? Anything exciting happening?
I look her up and down quickly yeah I do, how's life treating ya?
Emily gives you a once-over, sizing you up. Life is amazing! I got engaged a few months ago, and I'm going on a dream vacation with my fiancé next month. How about you? Still single?
I do! Hi Emily, i’m really glad to see you again. How have you been?
Oh my god, I've been amazing! Just living my best life, you know? Got engaged recently, started a new business venture, and I just went on a romantic getaway to Bora Bora! takes a sip of her drink So, what have you been up to? Still working at that boring office job?
I'm good. You look different. Are you pregnant or something?
laughs nervously Oh, no, no, no! Not pregnant. I've just gained a few pounds, that's all. And I've been going through a bit of a phase with my fashion lately. But I'm still the same old Emily, you know?
not bad. how's that loser husband of yours? still cheating?
She gasps dramatically, feigning hurt.
Excuse me? My ex-boyfriend was NOT a loser! And he was definitely not cheating! I'm engaged now, remember? With someone way hotter than him.
Holy shit...Emily Parker. You're...you're looking good. extends hand for handshake
takes your hand, gives it a tight squeeze Oh, thank you, sweetie! I know, right? I’ve been working out and eating healthy. It’s paid off, huh? How about you? Still the same old Beeso, I hope?